, alien fuckin ate everything, i was like jesus fuckin christ u r rapping it, and it is big mind u, i mean the pic on the menu and the name baby back makes u think its small, but no sir, its nt, its fuckin big, we started civilized, ate with forks and such, then i went like fuck it and divulged it with my hands, alien soon followed, next time alien wants to try my favorite meal, the rib eye steak at chili's, its my fav thing to eat, n u can bet ur ass its god damn gd, i think i got 13/15 in my law assignment, im smart u see, wat more umm i think im nt gonna take the rib eye steak, im gonna stick with the fake one the Salisbury steak, We also talked abt sex positions we like, although alien did tell me he has a couple of unique ideas, he refused to share them with me, i went like they r that kinky huh, then he went like depends on how u define kinky, we eventually came to the conclusion that missionary style is the best, although if i feel lazy which i do most of the time i will let her do all the work, its funny how we say sex is work huh, i watched this guy go like as long as the two ppl love each other it doesnt matter if they r socially appropriate, love is blind, offcourse he was talkin abt how it is okay for gay ppl to be gay which im cool with, but i went like so love is blind right, wat if someone were to touch a little girl is that okay, i mean love is blind, how abt if someone loves someone blindly but the other doesnt, and then carries his own way to show his love to that person in a phsyical violent manner, the whole point im tryin to make is offcourse we make restrictions, we have to make restrictions on who gets to fuck wat, there are ppl who fuck horses dogs monkeys in that order, someone has to go in and go like stop in the name of love, although being gay is kinda funny isnt it, u wouldnt want to sit on a gay santa's lap cuz one would think hed get an erection i mean he is gay, but im pretty sure if stimulated correctly the male penis will get erected whether u r gay or nt, its funny how ppl confuse that, should i write more abt the male condition, i mean i can go on and on abt how guys in general are actually normal generally selfish creatures, then again girls r crazy, i have a frnd who told me they all r, i very much agree with him on that statement, no pun intended but yes they all r but we for some reason or the other love that XX genetic makeup, i mean sure some women in this world wear a thing to cover there hair and others were big metal circly things to make there necks long and guys wear girls cloths but hey who am i to judge, oh wait im writing this blog so i do have some power to judge but i wont cuz im nice, i mean if i wasnt id go like society is the thing we blame all the time right but i think its a personal opinion, there r ppl out there who think it is a norm for them to wear those things, just like there r ppl who think goin to a complete stranger and lickin there kid's butt is compleletly cool, but i digress, no i dont i just keep coming back to little things like that, although i think its a abt time i made fun of religions, dont u guys think so, i mean i knw im nt the only one doin this, but i think i got a gap, a hole in the market for me to stick my peniata in, ( thats what i call it sumtimes, when u hit it long enough sweet stuff come out), i think in all relegions be it islam, christianty, jewish stuff, and the others we all die but we r nt really dead, i mean sure u look dead, u smell dead, u even feel dead as i poke my peniata in ur butt, which although uncomfortable does feel a little gd inside, something abt dead skin cells and sand makes me as wet as a wet willy on a sunday afternoon, my frnds say i talk alot, im pretty sure most of the time they ignore wat i say, and thats kinda cool, i do say some out of character things too sometimes, im nt the darkest person in the world but i can be sometimes, i got the whole evil laugh goin on for me, and i have been told my normal tendencies of nt giving a damn is offensive to some ppl, dont u hate it when a bitch who usually sits on the other side of class sits suddenly on ur table and near u, nt cuz she has a fetish for u but cuz there were no other chairs, she could have taken the fuckin chair somewhere else, there is a reason why no one generally sits next time to me, i put my fuckin bag next to my chair for it to sit on, im nt askin for much bitch, just go away, i like my space, and im big therefore logially my space has to be big to, i dont like the feeling that someone near me is yawning or tryin to scratch there ass by rubbing themsleves on the chair, that for me is nt cool, i have seen so many ugly girls its startin to get to me, have u ever went on a streak of lookin at ugly girls, cuz then u knw wat i mean, ignorant stupid ugly stupid bitches seem to multiply like there was a sale on sperm in walmart buy one get one billion free, do u think both parents have to be carries of stupid jeans to make a stupid kid or just one, and the thing is girls r the more suitable to live, i mean if i had to choose between a guy and a girl living, generally itd be the girl, but i have recently discovered exceptions, if the girl is stupid and i mean like real stupid, like her existence is like that of a fruitfly then yes she should die, come on it for the better of her kind, her sacrifice takes one more worthless individual out of the chaos imaginary story of natural selection, which happens to be the funniest theory i have ever heard off, funnier then Scientology, for me personally when ppl who think they r logical cuz they use science as a reference scare me more than that harry potter club fans that is Scientology, science in itself is a theory, its like me sayin im a heathen, that in itself is a theory, another one is if i die all the world problems would go away, everyone's debt will be just vanish, spiders will die, hunger and war stops everywhere, the polar caps stop melting, paris hilton uses her thighs to straighten the pisa tower, u knw stuff like that but i did digress alot didnt i, but i gonna end this little bitch with this, its a quote from a show, shit or get off the pot.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
update
ok, update time, im watchin nip tuck, just started it and it seems cool, im listening to limp bizkit a little, i like a couple of songs, like rearranged and break stuff and nobody like you and that mission impossible thing, i like snow capped romance album by 36 crazyfists, me and alien ate baby back ribs at tgi fridays earlier today, it was cool, i couldnt finish the last one though, alien fuckin ate everything, i was like jesus fuckin christ u r rapping it, and it is big mind u, i mean the pic on the menu and the name baby back makes u think its small, but no sir, its nt, its fuckin big, we started civilized, ate with forks and such, then i went like fuck it and divulged it with my hands, alien soon followed, next time alien wants to try my favorite meal, the rib eye steak at chili's, its my fav thing to eat, n u can bet ur ass its god damn gd, i think i got 13/15 in my law assignment, im smart u see, wat more umm i think im nt gonna take the rib eye steak, im gonna stick with the fake one the Salisbury steak, We also talked abt sex positions we like, although alien did tell me he has a couple of unique ideas, he refused to share them with me, i went like they r that kinky huh, then he went like depends on how u define kinky, we eventually came to the conclusion that missionary style is the best, although if i feel lazy which i do most of the time i will let her do all the work, its funny how we say sex is work huh, i watched this guy go like as long as the two ppl love each other it doesnt matter if they r socially appropriate, love is blind, offcourse he was talkin abt how it is okay for gay ppl to be gay which im cool with, but i went like so love is blind right, wat if someone were to touch a little girl is that okay, i mean love is blind, how abt if someone loves someone blindly but the other doesnt, and then carries his own way to show his love to that person in a phsyical violent manner, the whole point im tryin to make is offcourse we make restrictions, we have to make restrictions on who gets to fuck wat, there are ppl who fuck horses dogs monkeys in that order, someone has to go in and go like stop in the name of love, although being gay is kinda funny isnt it, u wouldnt want to sit on a gay santa's lap cuz one would think hed get an erection i mean he is gay, but im pretty sure if stimulated correctly the male penis will get erected whether u r gay or nt, its funny how ppl confuse that, should i write more abt the male condition, i mean i can go on and on abt how guys in general are actually normal generally selfish creatures, then again girls r crazy, i have a frnd who told me they all r, i very much agree with him on that statement, no pun intended but yes they all r but we for some reason or the other love that XX genetic makeup, i mean sure some women in this world wear a thing to cover there hair and others were big metal circly things to make there necks long and guys wear girls cloths but hey who am i to judge, oh wait im writing this blog so i do have some power to judge but i wont cuz im nice, i mean if i wasnt id go like society is the thing we blame all the time right but i think its a personal opinion, there r ppl out there who think it is a norm for them to wear those things, just like there r ppl who think goin to a complete stranger and lickin there kid's butt is compleletly cool, but i digress, no i dont i just keep coming back to little things like that, although i think its a abt time i made fun of religions, dont u guys think so, i mean i knw im nt the only one doin this, but i think i got a gap, a hole in the market for me to stick my peniata in, ( thats what i call it sumtimes, when u hit it long enough sweet stuff come out), i think in all relegions be it islam, christianty, jewish stuff, and the others we all die but we r nt really dead, i mean sure u look dead, u smell dead, u even feel dead as i poke my peniata in ur butt, which although uncomfortable does feel a little gd inside, something abt dead skin cells and sand makes me as wet as a wet willy on a sunday afternoon, my frnds say i talk alot, im pretty sure most of the time they ignore wat i say, and thats kinda cool, i do say some out of character things too sometimes, im nt the darkest person in the world but i can be sometimes, i got the whole evil laugh goin on for me, and i have been told my normal tendencies of nt giving a damn is offensive to some ppl, dont u hate it when a bitch who usually sits on the other side of class sits suddenly on ur table and near u, nt cuz she has a fetish for u but cuz there were no other chairs, she could have taken the fuckin chair somewhere else, there is a reason why no one generally sits next time to me, i put my fuckin bag next to my chair for it to sit on, im nt askin for much bitch, just go away, i like my space, and im big therefore logially my space has to be big to, i dont like the feeling that someone near me is yawning or tryin to scratch there ass by rubbing themsleves on the chair, that for me is nt cool, i have seen so many ugly girls its startin to get to me, have u ever went on a streak of lookin at ugly girls, cuz then u knw wat i mean, ignorant stupid ugly stupid bitches seem to multiply like there was a sale on sperm in walmart buy one get one billion free, do u think both parents have to be carries of stupid jeans to make a stupid kid or just one, and the thing is girls r the more suitable to live, i mean if i had to choose between a guy and a girl living, generally itd be the girl, but i have recently discovered exceptions, if the girl is stupid and i mean like real stupid, like her existence is like that of a fruitfly then yes she should die, come on it for the better of her kind, her sacrifice takes one more worthless individual out of the chaos imaginary story of natural selection, which happens to be the funniest theory i have ever heard off, funnier then Scientology, for me personally when ppl who think they r logical cuz they use science as a reference scare me more than that harry potter club fans that is Scientology, science in itself is a theory, its like me sayin im a heathen, that in itself is a theory, another one is if i die all the world problems would go away, everyone's debt will be just vanish, spiders will die, hunger and war stops everywhere, the polar caps stop melting, paris hilton uses her thighs to straighten the pisa tower, u knw stuff like that but i did digress alot didnt i, but i gonna end this little bitch with this, its a quote from a show, shit or get off the pot.
, alien fuckin ate everything, i was like jesus fuckin christ u r rapping it, and it is big mind u, i mean the pic on the menu and the name baby back makes u think its small, but no sir, its nt, its fuckin big, we started civilized, ate with forks and such, then i went like fuck it and divulged it with my hands, alien soon followed, next time alien wants to try my favorite meal, the rib eye steak at chili's, its my fav thing to eat, n u can bet ur ass its god damn gd, i think i got 13/15 in my law assignment, im smart u see, wat more umm i think im nt gonna take the rib eye steak, im gonna stick with the fake one the Salisbury steak, We also talked abt sex positions we like, although alien did tell me he has a couple of unique ideas, he refused to share them with me, i went like they r that kinky huh, then he went like depends on how u define kinky, we eventually came to the conclusion that missionary style is the best, although if i feel lazy which i do most of the time i will let her do all the work, its funny how we say sex is work huh, i watched this guy go like as long as the two ppl love each other it doesnt matter if they r socially appropriate, love is blind, offcourse he was talkin abt how it is okay for gay ppl to be gay which im cool with, but i went like so love is blind right, wat if someone were to touch a little girl is that okay, i mean love is blind, how abt if someone loves someone blindly but the other doesnt, and then carries his own way to show his love to that person in a phsyical violent manner, the whole point im tryin to make is offcourse we make restrictions, we have to make restrictions on who gets to fuck wat, there are ppl who fuck horses dogs monkeys in that order, someone has to go in and go like stop in the name of love, although being gay is kinda funny isnt it, u wouldnt want to sit on a gay santa's lap cuz one would think hed get an erection i mean he is gay, but im pretty sure if stimulated correctly the male penis will get erected whether u r gay or nt, its funny how ppl confuse that, should i write more abt the male condition, i mean i can go on and on abt how guys in general are actually normal generally selfish creatures, then again girls r crazy, i have a frnd who told me they all r, i very much agree with him on that statement, no pun intended but yes they all r but we for some reason or the other love that XX genetic makeup, i mean sure some women in this world wear a thing to cover there hair and others were big metal circly things to make there necks long and guys wear girls cloths but hey who am i to judge, oh wait im writing this blog so i do have some power to judge but i wont cuz im nice, i mean if i wasnt id go like society is the thing we blame all the time right but i think its a personal opinion, there r ppl out there who think it is a norm for them to wear those things, just like there r ppl who think goin to a complete stranger and lickin there kid's butt is compleletly cool, but i digress, no i dont i just keep coming back to little things like that, although i think its a abt time i made fun of religions, dont u guys think so, i mean i knw im nt the only one doin this, but i think i got a gap, a hole in the market for me to stick my peniata in, ( thats what i call it sumtimes, when u hit it long enough sweet stuff come out), i think in all relegions be it islam, christianty, jewish stuff, and the others we all die but we r nt really dead, i mean sure u look dead, u smell dead, u even feel dead as i poke my peniata in ur butt, which although uncomfortable does feel a little gd inside, something abt dead skin cells and sand makes me as wet as a wet willy on a sunday afternoon, my frnds say i talk alot, im pretty sure most of the time they ignore wat i say, and thats kinda cool, i do say some out of character things too sometimes, im nt the darkest person in the world but i can be sometimes, i got the whole evil laugh goin on for me, and i have been told my normal tendencies of nt giving a damn is offensive to some ppl, dont u hate it when a bitch who usually sits on the other side of class sits suddenly on ur table and near u, nt cuz she has a fetish for u but cuz there were no other chairs, she could have taken the fuckin chair somewhere else, there is a reason why no one generally sits next time to me, i put my fuckin bag next to my chair for it to sit on, im nt askin for much bitch, just go away, i like my space, and im big therefore logially my space has to be big to, i dont like the feeling that someone near me is yawning or tryin to scratch there ass by rubbing themsleves on the chair, that for me is nt cool, i have seen so many ugly girls its startin to get to me, have u ever went on a streak of lookin at ugly girls, cuz then u knw wat i mean, ignorant stupid ugly stupid bitches seem to multiply like there was a sale on sperm in walmart buy one get one billion free, do u think both parents have to be carries of stupid jeans to make a stupid kid or just one, and the thing is girls r the more suitable to live, i mean if i had to choose between a guy and a girl living, generally itd be the girl, but i have recently discovered exceptions, if the girl is stupid and i mean like real stupid, like her existence is like that of a fruitfly then yes she should die, come on it for the better of her kind, her sacrifice takes one more worthless individual out of the chaos imaginary story of natural selection, which happens to be the funniest theory i have ever heard off, funnier then Scientology, for me personally when ppl who think they r logical cuz they use science as a reference scare me more than that harry potter club fans that is Scientology, science in itself is a theory, its like me sayin im a heathen, that in itself is a theory, another one is if i die all the world problems would go away, everyone's debt will be just vanish, spiders will die, hunger and war stops everywhere, the polar caps stop melting, paris hilton uses her thighs to straighten the pisa tower, u knw stuff like that but i did digress alot didnt i, but i gonna end this little bitch with this, its a quote from a show, shit or get off the pot.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
i believe in the nailist homecoming queen
you know what doesn't make sense, anarchy, not cuz of the meaningless murders, the many rape incidents, stealing etc, its more about the point, everyone wants to continuly fuck the system and most of them tend to want a better one for them except a few decades later with the new system and they go like fuck this we need a newer one, every generation has different wants, i get that but even though many think they r over riding the system is the answer i think its more about playing around it, lets face it people need systems to operate, many of them are like sheep they need to be guided, im nt sayin strip them of there say im sayin there has to be sum kinda balance, onto my next thought, this is for u motherfuckers who love iron maiden, FUCK THEM, i dont like fear of the dark, nt cuz it sucks but cuz of the times they force me to here them, i dont like there style generally but given i still like some of there songs but id rather listen to jimi, bb king, the other jimi from zepplen, id rather watch daron's solos, and fuck u guys, u can kiss my ass,,,, next thought, when u guys comment on wat i just said u have to understand the following, I DONT CARE, KISS MY ASS, there that made me feel better, i know they r goin to comment to this, i just knw it, and if they dont one of them will either call me or come personally and say im goin to kick ur ass, where i will say but u first have to kiss it, yes very slowly so everyone can take a gd pic, there u go, now go on and tell that fag who screams to go suck someone's cock, moving on from that crap, i like manson, the singer nt that guy with the killing streak, i like the song personal jesus, i like others too but thats a gd song. im gonna quote scars on broadway roughly speakin, its amazin how many communication skills we lose when we r dead, then again to be fair do we really use them when we r alive, so many things can happen when we live, but when we r dead we really just decompose, ppl say we become fertilizer that nourshes earth, and everyone is filled with joy, its a nice idea isnt that, feeling important, make a difference, matter in some form or way,,, and its funny how equalizing it is, the guy who rapes his son as his sister watches dies eventaully and nurtures earth a little bit, the same earth that created untreatable virsus hurricanes earthquakes, the fact that many seem to ignore cuz we were brought here for a "purpose", and many of us act upon it, which is very noble, until they get a heart attack and die then they cant, i like that, when there arteries get blocked and they dont matter, earth in its pointless cause of natural selection lets ppl come and go like they were pawns, dispensable at will, u knw how ppl hate big companies that destroy earth, i love them i root for them, i pray for there grace everyday, i hope earth gets destroyed quicker, i like that the ozone is depletin, ice capes are melting, wars occuring, as long as earth is destroyed our dear mother earth, im happy, infact just the other day i threw trash on the ground, i threw it with great passion, im doin my part, wat r u doin, recyclin?, protestion against ppl cutting down forests, fuck u, ppl try there best nt to be a part of the system,, when they like all of us are under one system or the other, be it drugs, the government, social causes, royal oppurtinies, spelling bees, marketing assignments, musical parodies, wasting time on the beach, everythin u do anytime anywhere, u will be a part of the homecoming nailist queen, peace out fuckers
Saturday, March 7, 2009
suky
Its amazing, one second im on my bed blogging the other playing the other wishing i was dead as the law teacher keeps talking about trustee accounts. I spend a good portion of my day wishing for the better part to come along and when it does its always disappointing, be it to the fact that i might over estimate what it is or it just sucks. I guess studying just takes alot of my time, well nt studying, i didnt study shit, its the time wasted at that university, funny, ppl all over the world want a college edcuation yet little punk kids like me dont appreciate it, then again it all goes to whether or not you care, i hate writing blogs, those idiots are goin to comment, that little bitch even blogged about 'people' who talk too much, well your not perfect either and im bored most of my time, for example im not spending enough time playing my guitar so for the next two days since i have a vacation i will spend 10 to 12 hours playing, i like that,wrote a couple of songs today but recorded one only, i do that sometime i make them fester a bit in my head, as it rots it gets more complicated till it becomes complete. People come and go but music stays there and everyone and anyone can play, rednecks to hippys, idiots to smart ppl they can all play that stupid instrument over and over again some real well some not so much, then again im nt great either but i dont suck, and of all those ppl the ones who get to me the most are those who think they have the divine talent to improvise on the spot like they r gods, now they exist, but there are very few of them and there are alot of ppl who r just talk and when you try to explain to them that they take offense, aprently telling ppl r u just words is offensive, im nt good but im better fast cleaner and more at ease with my instrument then they are and god knows that there are alot of stuff i still i dont knw, ppl think improvisation is somethin they r born with, thats nt always the case, most of the time patience and planning and training is required, before u can improvise u have to knw the song, if u can play a song without any mistakes with ease then u have the right to improvise but to think that u can improvise parts of hendrix's solos is like looking at god's creations and saying i like those but u can do better, who the fuck do u think u r...... and thats it for this evenings bitch, id say sumthin fancy like that other bitch but im just gonna go
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
YADA YADA YADA
there are people who talk, and there are people who TALK..the latter talks like there is no fuckin tomorrow, i mean jesus fucking christ..they just talk and talk and talk and talk, theres no stopping them, no matter how many threats u make, how many times u insult them, they just keep talking abt things that dont really matter..if u hang up, they call back..if u dont, they still call back..these idiot talkers seem to think that the things they have to say are either interesting or hilariously funny, they're not..for example: i was walking, the bald-headed guy from school stopped me, then he said hi..thats when they pause for the reaction, i dont know if they expect laughter or pure bewilderment, what reaction u choose duznt matter though, cuz it will just lead to more talking from the talker..what a surprise
just one bullet, thats all i want, i dont need the gun..ill just throw the bullet in there when the mouth is open, which happens a lot, and hope the choke on it..
jon must die
just one bullet, thats all i want, i dont need the gun..ill just throw the bullet in there when the mouth is open, which happens a lot, and hope the choke on it..
jon must die
Thursday, February 19, 2009
The Perfect Woman...
...does not exist..because the perfect chick would require a 10 on the hot scale, and 10s simply dont exist..9.5s exist, but there is no mortal woman that can possibly be graded a 10, as it would mean that she has the perfect amount of hotness..the number 10 on the 1-10 scale is just a technicality..it's there because u cant have a 1-10 scale without the 10..a 10 can be achieved on the ugly scale, but that just means she's really ugly, cuz theres no perfect ugly, theres just ugly, and uglier..
the perfect 10 on the hotscale is just a myth that man created, like leprechauns, and the french..u hear about them, u hear about people seeing them, but u never encounter them..cuz they aint real..
I googled hot midgets, yeah, that aint really workin for me..
the perfect 10 on the hotscale is just a myth that man created, like leprechauns, and the french..u hear about them, u hear about people seeing them, but u never encounter them..cuz they aint real..
I googled hot midgets, yeah, that aint really workin for me..
Monday, February 2, 2009
Stop blocking the fuckin sites
If you live in Bahrain and have whatever ISP you will notice that they are starting to block sites, and some people like my friend alien so far is able to bypass them, hes no computer genius, just a guy with needs to fulfill, but what happens when the isp people catch up and make alien unable to watch important things, like porn. He hasnt watched any for sometime and i realize he needs his fix and so do i. I dont know why they are blockin the websites, be it some ulterior motive to control the world via internet, or to make us miss the internet more and give it back in order for us to be more addicted, whatever the reason is i dont care, just STOP, seriously i'm not going around touching anyone, there are some who become more prudent to violent acts cuz of porn but most of us are not unstoppable animals who lust for everything with a skirt, we are composed normal creatures of habit, you guys already limited our net's speed, please dont block the websites, especially porn websites, i mean for god's sake we are human we have needs and it isn't wrong to watch porn and masturbate, most of us dont have a perfect other to have sex with, but we still have needs to fullfil. Stop being cockblockers, copyright laws are ok, i understand they are needed but not like this, find another way but not like this. I tried to watch porn today cuz its a habit for me and i couldn't which made me upset, but i was able to watch porn, but still eventually the guys in suits can and will give an order and prevent us from our fix, so this is a warning, the genie does not go back to the bottle, stop going back in time, its a new age where transgenders babysit, gays are accepted for who they are, and where the president is black. Porn is important, please accept that and don't take it away from us.
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