Thursday, February 19, 2009

The Perfect Woman...

...does not exist..because the perfect chick would require a 10 on the hot scale, and 10s simply dont exist..9.5s exist, but there is no mortal woman that can possibly be graded a 10, as it would mean that she has the perfect amount of hotness..the number 10 on the 1-10 scale is just a technicality..it's there because u cant have a 1-10 scale without the 10..a 10 can be achieved on the ugly scale, but that just means she's really ugly, cuz theres no perfect ugly, theres just ugly, and uglier..

the perfect 10 on the hotscale is just a myth that man created, like leprechauns, and the french..u hear about them, u hear about people seeing them, but u never encounter them..cuz they aint real..

I googled hot midgets, yeah, that aint really workin for me..

Monday, February 2, 2009

Stop blocking the fuckin sites

If you live in Bahrain and have whatever ISP you will notice that they are starting to block sites, and some people like my friend alien so far is able to bypass them, hes no computer genius, just a guy with needs to fulfill, but what happens when the isp people catch up and make alien unable to watch important things, like porn. He hasnt watched any for sometime and i realize he needs his fix and so do i. I dont know why they are blockin the websites, be it some ulterior motive to control the world via internet, or to make us miss the internet more and give it back in order for us to be more addicted, whatever the reason is i dont care, just STOP, seriously i'm not going around touching anyone, there are some who become more prudent to violent acts cuz of porn but most of us are not unstoppable animals who lust for everything with a skirt, we are composed normal creatures of habit, you guys already limited our net's speed, please dont block the websites, especially porn websites, i mean for god's sake we are human we have needs and it isn't wrong to watch porn and masturbate, most of us dont have a perfect other to have sex with, but we still have needs to fullfil. Stop being cockblockers, copyright laws are ok, i understand they are needed but not like this, find another way but not like this. I tried to watch porn today cuz its a habit for me and i couldn't which made me upset, but i was able to watch porn, but still eventually the guys in suits can and will give an order and prevent us from our fix, so this is a warning, the genie does not go back to the bottle, stop going back in time, its a new age where transgenders babysit, gays are accepted for who they are, and where the president is black. Porn is important, please accept that and don't take it away from us.