, alien fuckin ate everything, i was like jesus fuckin christ u r rapping it, and it is big mind u, i mean the pic on the menu and the name baby back makes u think its small, but no sir, its nt, its fuckin big, we started civilized, ate with forks and such, then i went like fuck it and divulged it with my hands, alien soon followed, next time alien wants to try my favorite meal, the rib eye steak at chili's, its my fav thing to eat, n u can bet ur ass its god damn gd, i think i got 13/15 in my law assignment, im smart u see, wat more umm i think im nt gonna take the rib eye steak, im gonna stick with the fake one the Salisbury steak, We also talked abt sex positions we like, although alien did tell me he has a couple of unique ideas, he refused to share them with me, i went like they r that kinky huh, then he went like depends on how u define kinky, we eventually came to the conclusion that missionary style is the best, although if i feel lazy which i do most of the time i will let her do all the work, its funny how we say sex is work huh, i watched this guy go like as long as the two ppl love each other it doesnt matter if they r socially appropriate, love is blind, offcourse he was talkin abt how it is okay for gay ppl to be gay which im cool with, but i went like so love is blind right, wat if someone were to touch a little girl is that okay, i mean love is blind, how abt if someone loves someone blindly but the other doesnt, and then carries his own way to show his love to that person in a phsyical violent manner, the whole point im tryin to make is offcourse we make restrictions, we have to make restrictions on who gets to fuck wat, there are ppl who fuck horses dogs monkeys in that order, someone has to go in and go like stop in the name of love, although being gay is kinda funny isnt it, u wouldnt want to sit on a gay santa's lap cuz one would think hed get an erection i mean he is gay, but im pretty sure if stimulated correctly the male penis will get erected whether u r gay or nt, its funny how ppl confuse that, should i write more abt the male condition, i mean i can go on and on abt how guys in general are actually normal generally selfish creatures, then again girls r crazy, i have a frnd who told me they all r, i very much agree with him on that statement, no pun intended but yes they all r but we for some reason or the other love that XX genetic makeup, i mean sure some women in this world wear a thing to cover there hair and others were big metal circly things to make there necks long and guys wear girls cloths but hey who am i to judge, oh wait im writing this blog so i do have some power to judge but i wont cuz im nice, i mean if i wasnt id go like society is the thing we blame all the time right but i think its a personal opinion, there r ppl out there who think it is a norm for them to wear those things, just like there r ppl who think goin to a complete stranger and lickin there kid's butt is compleletly cool, but i digress, no i dont i just keep coming back to little things like that, although i think its a abt time i made fun of religions, dont u guys think so, i mean i knw im nt the only one doin this, but i think i got a gap, a hole in the market for me to stick my peniata in, ( thats what i call it sumtimes, when u hit it long enough sweet stuff come out), i think in all relegions be it islam, christianty, jewish stuff, and the others we all die but we r nt really dead, i mean sure u look dead, u smell dead, u even feel dead as i poke my peniata in ur butt, which although uncomfortable does feel a little gd inside, something abt dead skin cells and sand makes me as wet as a wet willy on a sunday afternoon, my frnds say i talk alot, im pretty sure most of the time they ignore wat i say, and thats kinda cool, i do say some out of character things too sometimes, im nt the darkest person in the world but i can be sometimes, i got the whole evil laugh goin on for me, and i have been told my normal tendencies of nt giving a damn is offensive to some ppl, dont u hate it when a bitch who usually sits on the other side of class sits suddenly on ur table and near u, nt cuz she has a fetish for u but cuz there were no other chairs, she could have taken the fuckin chair somewhere else, there is a reason why no one generally sits next time to me, i put my fuckin bag next to my chair for it to sit on, im nt askin for much bitch, just go away, i like my space, and im big therefore logially my space has to be big to, i dont like the feeling that someone near me is yawning or tryin to scratch there ass by rubbing themsleves on the chair, that for me is nt cool, i have seen so many ugly girls its startin to get to me, have u ever went on a streak of lookin at ugly girls, cuz then u knw wat i mean, ignorant stupid ugly stupid bitches seem to multiply like there was a sale on sperm in walmart buy one get one billion free, do u think both parents have to be carries of stupid jeans to make a stupid kid or just one, and the thing is girls r the more suitable to live, i mean if i had to choose between a guy and a girl living, generally itd be the girl, but i have recently discovered exceptions, if the girl is stupid and i mean like real stupid, like her existence is like that of a fruitfly then yes she should die, come on it for the better of her kind, her sacrifice takes one more worthless individual out of the chaos imaginary story of natural selection, which happens to be the funniest theory i have ever heard off, funnier then Scientology, for me personally when ppl who think they r logical cuz they use science as a reference scare me more than that harry potter club fans that is Scientology, science in itself is a theory, its like me sayin im a heathen, that in itself is a theory, another one is if i die all the world problems would go away, everyone's debt will be just vanish, spiders will die, hunger and war stops everywhere, the polar caps stop melting, paris hilton uses her thighs to straighten the pisa tower, u knw stuff like that but i did digress alot didnt i, but i gonna end this little bitch with this, its a quote from a show, shit or get off the pot.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
update
ok, update time, im watchin nip tuck, just started it and it seems cool, im listening to limp bizkit a little, i like a couple of songs, like rearranged and break stuff and nobody like you and that mission impossible thing, i like snow capped romance album by 36 crazyfists, me and alien ate baby back ribs at tgi fridays earlier today, it was cool, i couldnt finish the last one though, alien fuckin ate everything, i was like jesus fuckin christ u r rapping it, and it is big mind u, i mean the pic on the menu and the name baby back makes u think its small, but no sir, its nt, its fuckin big, we started civilized, ate with forks and such, then i went like fuck it and divulged it with my hands, alien soon followed, next time alien wants to try my favorite meal, the rib eye steak at chili's, its my fav thing to eat, n u can bet ur ass its god damn gd, i think i got 13/15 in my law assignment, im smart u see, wat more umm i think im nt gonna take the rib eye steak, im gonna stick with the fake one the Salisbury steak, We also talked abt sex positions we like, although alien did tell me he has a couple of unique ideas, he refused to share them with me, i went like they r that kinky huh, then he went like depends on how u define kinky, we eventually came to the conclusion that missionary style is the best, although if i feel lazy which i do most of the time i will let her do all the work, its funny how we say sex is work huh, i watched this guy go like as long as the two ppl love each other it doesnt matter if they r socially appropriate, love is blind, offcourse he was talkin abt how it is okay for gay ppl to be gay which im cool with, but i went like so love is blind right, wat if someone were to touch a little girl is that okay, i mean love is blind, how abt if someone loves someone blindly but the other doesnt, and then carries his own way to show his love to that person in a phsyical violent manner, the whole point im tryin to make is offcourse we make restrictions, we have to make restrictions on who gets to fuck wat, there are ppl who fuck horses dogs monkeys in that order, someone has to go in and go like stop in the name of love, although being gay is kinda funny isnt it, u wouldnt want to sit on a gay santa's lap cuz one would think hed get an erection i mean he is gay, but im pretty sure if stimulated correctly the male penis will get erected whether u r gay or nt, its funny how ppl confuse that, should i write more abt the male condition, i mean i can go on and on abt how guys in general are actually normal generally selfish creatures, then again girls r crazy, i have a frnd who told me they all r, i very much agree with him on that statement, no pun intended but yes they all r but we for some reason or the other love that XX genetic makeup, i mean sure some women in this world wear a thing to cover there hair and others were big metal circly things to make there necks long and guys wear girls cloths but hey who am i to judge, oh wait im writing this blog so i do have some power to judge but i wont cuz im nice, i mean if i wasnt id go like society is the thing we blame all the time right but i think its a personal opinion, there r ppl out there who think it is a norm for them to wear those things, just like there r ppl who think goin to a complete stranger and lickin there kid's butt is compleletly cool, but i digress, no i dont i just keep coming back to little things like that, although i think its a abt time i made fun of religions, dont u guys think so, i mean i knw im nt the only one doin this, but i think i got a gap, a hole in the market for me to stick my peniata in, ( thats what i call it sumtimes, when u hit it long enough sweet stuff come out), i think in all relegions be it islam, christianty, jewish stuff, and the others we all die but we r nt really dead, i mean sure u look dead, u smell dead, u even feel dead as i poke my peniata in ur butt, which although uncomfortable does feel a little gd inside, something abt dead skin cells and sand makes me as wet as a wet willy on a sunday afternoon, my frnds say i talk alot, im pretty sure most of the time they ignore wat i say, and thats kinda cool, i do say some out of character things too sometimes, im nt the darkest person in the world but i can be sometimes, i got the whole evil laugh goin on for me, and i have been told my normal tendencies of nt giving a damn is offensive to some ppl, dont u hate it when a bitch who usually sits on the other side of class sits suddenly on ur table and near u, nt cuz she has a fetish for u but cuz there were no other chairs, she could have taken the fuckin chair somewhere else, there is a reason why no one generally sits next time to me, i put my fuckin bag next to my chair for it to sit on, im nt askin for much bitch, just go away, i like my space, and im big therefore logially my space has to be big to, i dont like the feeling that someone near me is yawning or tryin to scratch there ass by rubbing themsleves on the chair, that for me is nt cool, i have seen so many ugly girls its startin to get to me, have u ever went on a streak of lookin at ugly girls, cuz then u knw wat i mean, ignorant stupid ugly stupid bitches seem to multiply like there was a sale on sperm in walmart buy one get one billion free, do u think both parents have to be carries of stupid jeans to make a stupid kid or just one, and the thing is girls r the more suitable to live, i mean if i had to choose between a guy and a girl living, generally itd be the girl, but i have recently discovered exceptions, if the girl is stupid and i mean like real stupid, like her existence is like that of a fruitfly then yes she should die, come on it for the better of her kind, her sacrifice takes one more worthless individual out of the chaos imaginary story of natural selection, which happens to be the funniest theory i have ever heard off, funnier then Scientology, for me personally when ppl who think they r logical cuz they use science as a reference scare me more than that harry potter club fans that is Scientology, science in itself is a theory, its like me sayin im a heathen, that in itself is a theory, another one is if i die all the world problems would go away, everyone's debt will be just vanish, spiders will die, hunger and war stops everywhere, the polar caps stop melting, paris hilton uses her thighs to straighten the pisa tower, u knw stuff like that but i did digress alot didnt i, but i gonna end this little bitch with this, its a quote from a show, shit or get off the pot.
, alien fuckin ate everything, i was like jesus fuckin christ u r rapping it, and it is big mind u, i mean the pic on the menu and the name baby back makes u think its small, but no sir, its nt, its fuckin big, we started civilized, ate with forks and such, then i went like fuck it and divulged it with my hands, alien soon followed, next time alien wants to try my favorite meal, the rib eye steak at chili's, its my fav thing to eat, n u can bet ur ass its god damn gd, i think i got 13/15 in my law assignment, im smart u see, wat more umm i think im nt gonna take the rib eye steak, im gonna stick with the fake one the Salisbury steak, We also talked abt sex positions we like, although alien did tell me he has a couple of unique ideas, he refused to share them with me, i went like they r that kinky huh, then he went like depends on how u define kinky, we eventually came to the conclusion that missionary style is the best, although if i feel lazy which i do most of the time i will let her do all the work, its funny how we say sex is work huh, i watched this guy go like as long as the two ppl love each other it doesnt matter if they r socially appropriate, love is blind, offcourse he was talkin abt how it is okay for gay ppl to be gay which im cool with, but i went like so love is blind right, wat if someone were to touch a little girl is that okay, i mean love is blind, how abt if someone loves someone blindly but the other doesnt, and then carries his own way to show his love to that person in a phsyical violent manner, the whole point im tryin to make is offcourse we make restrictions, we have to make restrictions on who gets to fuck wat, there are ppl who fuck horses dogs monkeys in that order, someone has to go in and go like stop in the name of love, although being gay is kinda funny isnt it, u wouldnt want to sit on a gay santa's lap cuz one would think hed get an erection i mean he is gay, but im pretty sure if stimulated correctly the male penis will get erected whether u r gay or nt, its funny how ppl confuse that, should i write more abt the male condition, i mean i can go on and on abt how guys in general are actually normal generally selfish creatures, then again girls r crazy, i have a frnd who told me they all r, i very much agree with him on that statement, no pun intended but yes they all r but we for some reason or the other love that XX genetic makeup, i mean sure some women in this world wear a thing to cover there hair and others were big metal circly things to make there necks long and guys wear girls cloths but hey who am i to judge, oh wait im writing this blog so i do have some power to judge but i wont cuz im nice, i mean if i wasnt id go like society is the thing we blame all the time right but i think its a personal opinion, there r ppl out there who think it is a norm for them to wear those things, just like there r ppl who think goin to a complete stranger and lickin there kid's butt is compleletly cool, but i digress, no i dont i just keep coming back to little things like that, although i think its a abt time i made fun of religions, dont u guys think so, i mean i knw im nt the only one doin this, but i think i got a gap, a hole in the market for me to stick my peniata in, ( thats what i call it sumtimes, when u hit it long enough sweet stuff come out), i think in all relegions be it islam, christianty, jewish stuff, and the others we all die but we r nt really dead, i mean sure u look dead, u smell dead, u even feel dead as i poke my peniata in ur butt, which although uncomfortable does feel a little gd inside, something abt dead skin cells and sand makes me as wet as a wet willy on a sunday afternoon, my frnds say i talk alot, im pretty sure most of the time they ignore wat i say, and thats kinda cool, i do say some out of character things too sometimes, im nt the darkest person in the world but i can be sometimes, i got the whole evil laugh goin on for me, and i have been told my normal tendencies of nt giving a damn is offensive to some ppl, dont u hate it when a bitch who usually sits on the other side of class sits suddenly on ur table and near u, nt cuz she has a fetish for u but cuz there were no other chairs, she could have taken the fuckin chair somewhere else, there is a reason why no one generally sits next time to me, i put my fuckin bag next to my chair for it to sit on, im nt askin for much bitch, just go away, i like my space, and im big therefore logially my space has to be big to, i dont like the feeling that someone near me is yawning or tryin to scratch there ass by rubbing themsleves on the chair, that for me is nt cool, i have seen so many ugly girls its startin to get to me, have u ever went on a streak of lookin at ugly girls, cuz then u knw wat i mean, ignorant stupid ugly stupid bitches seem to multiply like there was a sale on sperm in walmart buy one get one billion free, do u think both parents have to be carries of stupid jeans to make a stupid kid or just one, and the thing is girls r the more suitable to live, i mean if i had to choose between a guy and a girl living, generally itd be the girl, but i have recently discovered exceptions, if the girl is stupid and i mean like real stupid, like her existence is like that of a fruitfly then yes she should die, come on it for the better of her kind, her sacrifice takes one more worthless individual out of the chaos imaginary story of natural selection, which happens to be the funniest theory i have ever heard off, funnier then Scientology, for me personally when ppl who think they r logical cuz they use science as a reference scare me more than that harry potter club fans that is Scientology, science in itself is a theory, its like me sayin im a heathen, that in itself is a theory, another one is if i die all the world problems would go away, everyone's debt will be just vanish, spiders will die, hunger and war stops everywhere, the polar caps stop melting, paris hilton uses her thighs to straighten the pisa tower, u knw stuff like that but i did digress alot didnt i, but i gonna end this little bitch with this, its a quote from a show, shit or get off the pot.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
i believe in the nailist homecoming queen
you know what doesn't make sense, anarchy, not cuz of the meaningless murders, the many rape incidents, stealing etc, its more about the point, everyone wants to continuly fuck the system and most of them tend to want a better one for them except a few decades later with the new system and they go like fuck this we need a newer one, every generation has different wants, i get that but even though many think they r over riding the system is the answer i think its more about playing around it, lets face it people need systems to operate, many of them are like sheep they need to be guided, im nt sayin strip them of there say im sayin there has to be sum kinda balance, onto my next thought, this is for u motherfuckers who love iron maiden, FUCK THEM, i dont like fear of the dark, nt cuz it sucks but cuz of the times they force me to here them, i dont like there style generally but given i still like some of there songs but id rather listen to jimi, bb king, the other jimi from zepplen, id rather watch daron's solos, and fuck u guys, u can kiss my ass,,,, next thought, when u guys comment on wat i just said u have to understand the following, I DONT CARE, KISS MY ASS, there that made me feel better, i know they r goin to comment to this, i just knw it, and if they dont one of them will either call me or come personally and say im goin to kick ur ass, where i will say but u first have to kiss it, yes very slowly so everyone can take a gd pic, there u go, now go on and tell that fag who screams to go suck someone's cock, moving on from that crap, i like manson, the singer nt that guy with the killing streak, i like the song personal jesus, i like others too but thats a gd song. im gonna quote scars on broadway roughly speakin, its amazin how many communication skills we lose when we r dead, then again to be fair do we really use them when we r alive, so many things can happen when we live, but when we r dead we really just decompose, ppl say we become fertilizer that nourshes earth, and everyone is filled with joy, its a nice idea isnt that, feeling important, make a difference, matter in some form or way,,, and its funny how equalizing it is, the guy who rapes his son as his sister watches dies eventaully and nurtures earth a little bit, the same earth that created untreatable virsus hurricanes earthquakes, the fact that many seem to ignore cuz we were brought here for a "purpose", and many of us act upon it, which is very noble, until they get a heart attack and die then they cant, i like that, when there arteries get blocked and they dont matter, earth in its pointless cause of natural selection lets ppl come and go like they were pawns, dispensable at will, u knw how ppl hate big companies that destroy earth, i love them i root for them, i pray for there grace everyday, i hope earth gets destroyed quicker, i like that the ozone is depletin, ice capes are melting, wars occuring, as long as earth is destroyed our dear mother earth, im happy, infact just the other day i threw trash on the ground, i threw it with great passion, im doin my part, wat r u doin, recyclin?, protestion against ppl cutting down forests, fuck u, ppl try there best nt to be a part of the system,, when they like all of us are under one system or the other, be it drugs, the government, social causes, royal oppurtinies, spelling bees, marketing assignments, musical parodies, wasting time on the beach, everythin u do anytime anywhere, u will be a part of the homecoming nailist queen, peace out fuckers
Saturday, March 7, 2009
suky
Its amazing, one second im on my bed blogging the other playing the other wishing i was dead as the law teacher keeps talking about trustee accounts. I spend a good portion of my day wishing for the better part to come along and when it does its always disappointing, be it to the fact that i might over estimate what it is or it just sucks. I guess studying just takes alot of my time, well nt studying, i didnt study shit, its the time wasted at that university, funny, ppl all over the world want a college edcuation yet little punk kids like me dont appreciate it, then again it all goes to whether or not you care, i hate writing blogs, those idiots are goin to comment, that little bitch even blogged about 'people' who talk too much, well your not perfect either and im bored most of my time, for example im not spending enough time playing my guitar so for the next two days since i have a vacation i will spend 10 to 12 hours playing, i like that,wrote a couple of songs today but recorded one only, i do that sometime i make them fester a bit in my head, as it rots it gets more complicated till it becomes complete. People come and go but music stays there and everyone and anyone can play, rednecks to hippys, idiots to smart ppl they can all play that stupid instrument over and over again some real well some not so much, then again im nt great either but i dont suck, and of all those ppl the ones who get to me the most are those who think they have the divine talent to improvise on the spot like they r gods, now they exist, but there are very few of them and there are alot of ppl who r just talk and when you try to explain to them that they take offense, aprently telling ppl r u just words is offensive, im nt good but im better fast cleaner and more at ease with my instrument then they are and god knows that there are alot of stuff i still i dont knw, ppl think improvisation is somethin they r born with, thats nt always the case, most of the time patience and planning and training is required, before u can improvise u have to knw the song, if u can play a song without any mistakes with ease then u have the right to improvise but to think that u can improvise parts of hendrix's solos is like looking at god's creations and saying i like those but u can do better, who the fuck do u think u r...... and thats it for this evenings bitch, id say sumthin fancy like that other bitch but im just gonna go
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
YADA YADA YADA
there are people who talk, and there are people who TALK..the latter talks like there is no fuckin tomorrow, i mean jesus fucking christ..they just talk and talk and talk and talk, theres no stopping them, no matter how many threats u make, how many times u insult them, they just keep talking abt things that dont really matter..if u hang up, they call back..if u dont, they still call back..these idiot talkers seem to think that the things they have to say are either interesting or hilariously funny, they're not..for example: i was walking, the bald-headed guy from school stopped me, then he said hi..thats when they pause for the reaction, i dont know if they expect laughter or pure bewilderment, what reaction u choose duznt matter though, cuz it will just lead to more talking from the talker..what a surprise
just one bullet, thats all i want, i dont need the gun..ill just throw the bullet in there when the mouth is open, which happens a lot, and hope the choke on it..
jon must die
just one bullet, thats all i want, i dont need the gun..ill just throw the bullet in there when the mouth is open, which happens a lot, and hope the choke on it..
jon must die
Thursday, February 19, 2009
The Perfect Woman...
...does not exist..because the perfect chick would require a 10 on the hot scale, and 10s simply dont exist..9.5s exist, but there is no mortal woman that can possibly be graded a 10, as it would mean that she has the perfect amount of hotness..the number 10 on the 1-10 scale is just a technicality..it's there because u cant have a 1-10 scale without the 10..a 10 can be achieved on the ugly scale, but that just means she's really ugly, cuz theres no perfect ugly, theres just ugly, and uglier..
the perfect 10 on the hotscale is just a myth that man created, like leprechauns, and the french..u hear about them, u hear about people seeing them, but u never encounter them..cuz they aint real..
I googled hot midgets, yeah, that aint really workin for me..
the perfect 10 on the hotscale is just a myth that man created, like leprechauns, and the french..u hear about them, u hear about people seeing them, but u never encounter them..cuz they aint real..
I googled hot midgets, yeah, that aint really workin for me..
Monday, February 2, 2009
Stop blocking the fuckin sites
If you live in Bahrain and have whatever ISP you will notice that they are starting to block sites, and some people like my friend alien so far is able to bypass them, hes no computer genius, just a guy with needs to fulfill, but what happens when the isp people catch up and make alien unable to watch important things, like porn. He hasnt watched any for sometime and i realize he needs his fix and so do i. I dont know why they are blockin the websites, be it some ulterior motive to control the world via internet, or to make us miss the internet more and give it back in order for us to be more addicted, whatever the reason is i dont care, just STOP, seriously i'm not going around touching anyone, there are some who become more prudent to violent acts cuz of porn but most of us are not unstoppable animals who lust for everything with a skirt, we are composed normal creatures of habit, you guys already limited our net's speed, please dont block the websites, especially porn websites, i mean for god's sake we are human we have needs and it isn't wrong to watch porn and masturbate, most of us dont have a perfect other to have sex with, but we still have needs to fullfil. Stop being cockblockers, copyright laws are ok, i understand they are needed but not like this, find another way but not like this. I tried to watch porn today cuz its a habit for me and i couldn't which made me upset, but i was able to watch porn, but still eventually the guys in suits can and will give an order and prevent us from our fix, so this is a warning, the genie does not go back to the bottle, stop going back in time, its a new age where transgenders babysit, gays are accepted for who they are, and where the president is black. Porn is important, please accept that and don't take it away from us.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Shortcuts
Sex, the actual process of sex has been referred to many times in many different levels, being as part of toilet humor shows where sexual references blossom or in educational books about what parts goes where. I personally think sex is great, its a way for two or more (if your a polygamist who likes to experiment or just a lucky guy in a bar) people to bond. I mean sure sex is bad when you rape a kids or adults or animals, but its amazing if its done right. Sure, sex provides a momentary sense of euphoria and causes accidental pregnancies that end up with abortion( which is a ending a human life without go to jail card),,, but you know what would be really sick if a chick wants to get pregnant so she can have an abortion. People think if women were in charge all the problems in the world would go away, hmm, i dont think so. I mean sure it would be different but there would still be lots and i mean lots of problems. On a completely separate note i find sad music ver inspirational, i love them on keyboard violins harps cellos guitars whatever. I like to write sad music be it lyrics or music, i dont think im sad or anything, im actually quite happy i got an amazing family and friends and i feel very lucky, its just that i find a dark beauty in sad or scary kinda songs, and they really influence my mood, i like all of them everything from Shiro Sagisu to dog fashion disco's dark music. Thats why i like shows like Dexter, which talks more or less about a monster everyone loves. Alien and i and this other dude whose name i guess is salt, really love system of a down and i cant talk for there opinions but for me personally they made me love dark themes being lyrics or there music. I love it when serj harmonizes his sound with daron's guitar, i love it when daron screams his lungs out, little things like that make me feel very much alive.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
I Shot a Man Once
not really..but its on my bucket list..you may know the guy in fact, i believe you know him as IT..that's right..I'm gona be the guy that shoots him..didnt decide where though..at first I was thinking between the eyes..I can say some cool one liner, then BANG, I'm the last thing he sees..then i thought, what about the heart..that would make it more symbolic in a "I cant believe my best friend shot me" kind of way..But then there's the stomach, it takes longer for him to die, so he'll feel more pain and really suffer..i can sit down and mock him as his life slowly slips away..I'll sleep on it..
someone touched my guitar
someone touched my guitar
Saturday, January 24, 2009
europe
say hello to jesus christ, isnt something i created that is associated with any specific meaning, for me its just saying hi to jesus christ, alien likes the idea of it repelling any religion extremist away, i never really saw it that way, i mean its just saying hi, its not like i said jesus is gay or cursed him and bashed about how he is fake and so is his religion. That is not what i wanted to say, i never wanted to say that people generally want the most amount of things for the least amount of effort no matter what the expense is, be it other people and there own dignity, some people want to die with dignity, i think we can only live with it, we dont really die with it.
i like girls alot, i like talking to them, some of them, who am i kidding most of them just like guys are a little ignorant which is a nice way for me to say complete idiots.
on a completely separate note, poeple nowadays dont seem to enjoy spending ther time idly doing nothing, its always gotta do this and gotta do that, ppl keep searching for a point and a purpose to fill their time between there current life objectives, which is understandable,but late at night when i go to bed i dont think about what i did today or what im gonna do tomorw, i just enjoy not having any thoughts, i dont worry about stuff, its just for a couple of seconds there right before i sleep im at a blank
some people are impossible to please, you care about them and all that but really, there is just no pleasing them, i guess it depends on the person and the resources, everyone knows that one person whose nice and all but ends up hanging out with people who are complete idiots, and in there self elsteem build up exercise they hang around with these people whether conciously or subconciously to feel better about themselves, i mean you grow and from the beginning of life, a contest brews, a beauty contest never the less, and beauty is not the main factor although it helps, its more about situational charisma, if you are the right time with the right resources things can happen, but if you like the rest of the flock wonder around buying people's magazine and wondering how those famous people live,
i used to think about being extremely rich except im psychotic, so basically i think of winning the lottery, people's first thoughts are like should i buy a house a train an island, u wna know what my first thoughts are, how much is going for taxes, how much should i give to my family and friends and finally how much to hire an accountant lawyer, financail consultant etc, is that normal, i didnt think so, eventually that day dream passed and now im left with little moments really about what happened the other day with the girls, or that teacher in class. and id day dream about different scenarios, its really all pointless but it does help me sleep.
one of my friends who is a girl just told me im the worse smooth talker in the history of smooth talkers, i honestly didnt realize in the actual process of smooth talking, i understand from a general sense its about talking is such a manner in order to please the other party for a personal gain which is usaully getting inside her pants, but although i like girls, i have no interest what so ever to get inside her pants, i can name a couple of other girls i would like to fuck but thats not the point here.
im getting bored from typing, plus the more i type the more words i have to check for mistakes and shit cuz this thing only checks for like the first 300 words. i think its better to have friends of the same sex and its for this reason, men are from mars and woman are from vagina, i mean venus...,, there is now way in hell for guys and girls to be friends the way guys are with guys and girls with girls,,, and its in this sense for me, personally i dont understand from my point of view how girls find any guy attarctive, i just dont but i do understand why other guys find chicks attractive, and why guys think girls on girls is hot,and girls on girls on girls is hotter, and how girls on girls on girls on me is very, very hot.
i like girls alot, i like talking to them, some of them, who am i kidding most of them just like guys are a little ignorant which is a nice way for me to say complete idiots.
on a completely separate note, poeple nowadays dont seem to enjoy spending ther time idly doing nothing, its always gotta do this and gotta do that, ppl keep searching for a point and a purpose to fill their time between there current life objectives, which is understandable,but late at night when i go to bed i dont think about what i did today or what im gonna do tomorw, i just enjoy not having any thoughts, i dont worry about stuff, its just for a couple of seconds there right before i sleep im at a blank
some people are impossible to please, you care about them and all that but really, there is just no pleasing them, i guess it depends on the person and the resources, everyone knows that one person whose nice and all but ends up hanging out with people who are complete idiots, and in there self elsteem build up exercise they hang around with these people whether conciously or subconciously to feel better about themselves, i mean you grow and from the beginning of life, a contest brews, a beauty contest never the less, and beauty is not the main factor although it helps, its more about situational charisma, if you are the right time with the right resources things can happen, but if you like the rest of the flock wonder around buying people's magazine and wondering how those famous people live,
i used to think about being extremely rich except im psychotic, so basically i think of winning the lottery, people's first thoughts are like should i buy a house a train an island, u wna know what my first thoughts are, how much is going for taxes, how much should i give to my family and friends and finally how much to hire an accountant lawyer, financail consultant etc, is that normal, i didnt think so, eventually that day dream passed and now im left with little moments really about what happened the other day with the girls, or that teacher in class. and id day dream about different scenarios, its really all pointless but it does help me sleep.
one of my friends who is a girl just told me im the worse smooth talker in the history of smooth talkers, i honestly didnt realize in the actual process of smooth talking, i understand from a general sense its about talking is such a manner in order to please the other party for a personal gain which is usaully getting inside her pants, but although i like girls, i have no interest what so ever to get inside her pants, i can name a couple of other girls i would like to fuck but thats not the point here.
im getting bored from typing, plus the more i type the more words i have to check for mistakes and shit cuz this thing only checks for like the first 300 words. i think its better to have friends of the same sex and its for this reason, men are from mars and woman are from vagina, i mean venus...,, there is now way in hell for guys and girls to be friends the way guys are with guys and girls with girls,,, and its in this sense for me, personally i dont understand from my point of view how girls find any guy attarctive, i just dont but i do understand why other guys find chicks attractive, and why guys think girls on girls is hot,and girls on girls on girls is hotter, and how girls on girls on girls on me is very, very hot.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
white man in the black house
first of all, the guy thinks hes gonna win, which by itself is an entertaining thought, but lets leave it at that, second he keeps talking as if someone actually reads these posts. i mean its just him and me so this is like an msn conversation except its on blogger.com. I don't see myself being married in the future, unless i lose a bet or something. third thing i wanna point out is that alien is actually a very bored individual, indeed very, very bored. anyway unlike him i dont really end things with some phrase i just end them, like this.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Black Man in the White House
I saw Obama's Inauguration today on the talking box.. I kept watching cuz I kept waiting for him to get shot..he didn't get shot though..which is a good thing, cuz it means IT and myself can now see our bet through..
After I win the bet, I'm gonna save a slap for his wedding day..I can see it now, people are congratulating him, i go up there, SLAP!! that should be good..thats youtube stuff right there..I'll also save one for when he's on his death bed, cuz i stabbed him in his sleep..he'd be like "Et tu, Alien?" and I'll be like SLAP!! That would be the shit.. Thats CNN stuff right there..
SLAPSGIVING shall soon be upon us..
until next time..
After I win the bet, I'm gonna save a slap for his wedding day..I can see it now, people are congratulating him, i go up there, SLAP!! that should be good..thats youtube stuff right there..I'll also save one for when he's on his death bed, cuz i stabbed him in his sleep..he'd be like "Et tu, Alien?" and I'll be like SLAP!! That would be the shit.. Thats CNN stuff right there..
SLAPSGIVING shall soon be upon us..
until next time..
Monday, January 19, 2009
the blog where IT had to write something cuz alien insisted
alien kept insisting i write a draft for the fucking blog instead of playing my guitar so fine
here it goes, i dont want to do this but he has this power called nagging like a fucking crack whore
people actually eat bulls' testicles as a delicacy, necrophilia and pedophilia are not nice, i have a problem with my left hand and i really need to go check it out, the song love? by strapping is cool so is love hate love by alice in chains
i like to characterize people into social groups, their are retards and smart people, retards hang around with other retards and smart people compete against each other, retards are lucky they orientate themselves with low self esteem and try there best to achieve a mentality of some social status that is accompanied by either jealousy, hatred, and or disgust, anger also helps.
People don't usually want to fight, in fight or flight situations many try to bring the inner alpha but fail at that, most project there own insecurities in other people, thus channeling there own emotions unto others to be able to relate to them on some level, no one gets bothered as much if i write music, cuz its basically me channeling out these little teenager feelings into riffs instead of trashing religion and people and pretty much everything that ever existed including myself lately nothing has been the same the food, sleep, guitar whatever it all is just a little bit different.
i have a thermometer that says im nt sick but i feel sick all the fucking time
what else im insecure about all of my relationships including the one i have with my own self esteem but to be fair i only question my abilities for a second or two before a little pop up message comes and reminds me of the entity that i am, i like becoming this other person i become when i play the guitar, its like being the guy who sleeps with whores instead of having or trying to have normal relationships, i dont have to worry about arranging my sentences or thoughts, i think thats what i like about my writing the most, its raw and what you see is what you get kinda thing
until a certain age i thought chicks had a penis and i didnt find them attracting at all, then i found out they actually had vaginas and suddenly my interest in them grew, earlier on alien stated we were chronic masturbators, now that might be true but we masturbate for different reason, he like other normal people be it guys or girl( yeah girls masturbate too) do it out of boredom, you wont believe the things people do out of boredom ( like creating blogs, starting wars), the reason i do it is because if i dont i get irritated easily, and the longer i don't the more irritated i get so i mark it down as a chore
really, well alien just complained about me taking my time so i'm gonna stop here, so if you learned anything from me today it is, instead of popping pills to sleep, most people just need to masturbate
( even you girls)
then i died
here it goes, i dont want to do this but he has this power called nagging like a fucking crack whore
people actually eat bulls' testicles as a delicacy, necrophilia and pedophilia are not nice, i have a problem with my left hand and i really need to go check it out, the song love? by strapping is cool so is love hate love by alice in chains
i like to characterize people into social groups, their are retards and smart people, retards hang around with other retards and smart people compete against each other, retards are lucky they orientate themselves with low self esteem and try there best to achieve a mentality of some social status that is accompanied by either jealousy, hatred, and or disgust, anger also helps.
People don't usually want to fight, in fight or flight situations many try to bring the inner alpha but fail at that, most project there own insecurities in other people, thus channeling there own emotions unto others to be able to relate to them on some level, no one gets bothered as much if i write music, cuz its basically me channeling out these little teenager feelings into riffs instead of trashing religion and people and pretty much everything that ever existed including myself lately nothing has been the same the food, sleep, guitar whatever it all is just a little bit different.
i have a thermometer that says im nt sick but i feel sick all the fucking time
what else im insecure about all of my relationships including the one i have with my own self esteem but to be fair i only question my abilities for a second or two before a little pop up message comes and reminds me of the entity that i am, i like becoming this other person i become when i play the guitar, its like being the guy who sleeps with whores instead of having or trying to have normal relationships, i dont have to worry about arranging my sentences or thoughts, i think thats what i like about my writing the most, its raw and what you see is what you get kinda thing
until a certain age i thought chicks had a penis and i didnt find them attracting at all, then i found out they actually had vaginas and suddenly my interest in them grew, earlier on alien stated we were chronic masturbators, now that might be true but we masturbate for different reason, he like other normal people be it guys or girl( yeah girls masturbate too) do it out of boredom, you wont believe the things people do out of boredom ( like creating blogs, starting wars), the reason i do it is because if i dont i get irritated easily, and the longer i don't the more irritated i get so i mark it down as a chore
really, well alien just complained about me taking my time so i'm gonna stop here, so if you learned anything from me today it is, instead of popping pills to sleep, most people just need to masturbate
( even you girls)
then i died
Sunday, January 18, 2009
achin' for bacon
Here we are again, this is our second entry.. For this we argued about what to write about, we ultimately decided to just copy paste our argument. Here it is:
ALIEN says:
wat shud our new post be
ALIEN says:
no gayness yet
ALIEN says:
i think its early to be gay or racist
IT says:
i think u should be one of the ppl who rate movies nc17
IT says:
cuz ur really gd at it
ALIEN says:
i wont give movies an nc17 rating
ALIEN says:
thats y they wont consider me
ALIEN says:
y am i gd at it
ALIEN says:
when did i rate movies
IT says:
i dont think there isa gd time
IT says:
for anyhtin i say
IT says:
i dont knw abt u
IT says:
but everything i say
IT says:
really
IT says:
is out of place
ALIEN says:
i critique movies
IT says:
and out of line
ALIEN says:
i dont rate them though
ALIEN says:
ya
ALIEN says:
but the line
ALIEN says:
has different levels
ALIEN says:
u cross the line too much
ALIEN says:
that new lines were invented
ALIEN says:
to keep u in a certain line
IT says:
lets talk abt
IT says:
hot chicks
IT says:
and how things bounce
ALIEN says:
hot chicks
ALIEN says:
u want to go like
IT says:
lovely things
IT says:
that bounce
ALIEN says:
i like boobs
ALIEN says:
wat a shock
ALIEN says:
i bet no one saw that comin
IT says:
come on
IT says:
i do
ALIEN says:
i say we talk
ALIEN says:
abt boston legal
IT says:
u knw i do
IT says:
oh really
IT says:
now boston legal
ALIEN says:
cuz its not
IT says:
talks abt
ALIEN says:
hot chicks
ALIEN says:
and bouncy things
IT says:
of sexual stuff too
ALIEN says:
not much to talk abt in ur topic
ALIEN says:
we can include
ALIEN says:
hot chicks
ALIEN says:
in boston legal
ALIEN says:
thats fine
ALIEN says:
but we wont just talk abt hot chicks
ALIEN says:
that will make us look like 10 year olds who giggle everytime they say boob
IT says:
hehehe
ALIEN says:
lol
IT says:
boob
ALIEN says:
no hot chicks
IT says:
no suck her cock
IT says:
no hot chicks
IT says:
ur such a limiter
ALIEN says:
wat will u say abt hot chicks
ALIEN says:
exatly
ALIEN says:
lol
ALIEN says:
talkin abt 10 year olds
ALIEN says:
nyway
ALIEN says:
wat wud u say
IT says:
lets talk abt ethics
IT says:
is abortion too soon
ALIEN says:
i think so
ALIEN says:
we should start light
IT says:
she killed a baby and no one can do shit about it
ALIEN says:
wat
IT says:
cuz we dont want to endanger her life
IT says:
really, the hypocrisy
IT says:
ppl have sex and abort whenever things arent planned
ALIEN says:
i said
IT says:
and its ok cuz a minority
ALIEN says:
its too soon
IT says:
oh
ALIEN says:
y are u still talkin abt it
IT says:
im bored
IT says:
how abt steak
ALIEN says:
u want to talk abt steak
IT says:
and fried chicken
ALIEN says:
and fried chicken
IT says:
see
IT says:
i want to talk abt abortion
IT says:
u say to soon
IT says:
i say steaj
IT says:
k*
IT says:
and u go like
ALIEN says:
jesus
IT says:
steak really
ALIEN says:
so its either killing unborn babies
ALIEN says:
or steak
IT says:
i think that abt covers life
ALIEN says:
lol
ALIEN says:
not really
IT says:
u knw
ALIEN says:
sumthin in the middle
IT says:
we can have this convo
IT says:
writtin there
ALIEN says:
lol
IT says:
u always wante dthat
ALIEN says:
i was abt to say that
IT says:
see
IT says:
another gay moment
ALIEN says:
(K)
IT says:
yup and thats the gay kiss right there
ALIEN says:
title?
IT says:
bacon
IT says:
ackin for bacon
IT says:
or
IT says:
does anal sex hurt?
ALIEN says:
achin for bacon it is
IT says:
she is hot the hr chick is hot
IT says:
id do her
IT says:
right noe
IT says:
now*
ALIEN says:
shud i just copy paste the convo?
IT says:
sure
And that's the way the cookie crumbles
ALIEN says:
wat shud our new post be
ALIEN says:
no gayness yet
ALIEN says:
i think its early to be gay or racist
IT says:
i think u should be one of the ppl who rate movies nc17
IT says:
cuz ur really gd at it
ALIEN says:
i wont give movies an nc17 rating
ALIEN says:
thats y they wont consider me
ALIEN says:
y am i gd at it
ALIEN says:
when did i rate movies
IT says:
i dont think there isa gd time
IT says:
for anyhtin i say
IT says:
i dont knw abt u
IT says:
but everything i say
IT says:
really
IT says:
is out of place
ALIEN says:
i critique movies
IT says:
and out of line
ALIEN says:
i dont rate them though
ALIEN says:
ya
ALIEN says:
but the line
ALIEN says:
has different levels
ALIEN says:
u cross the line too much
ALIEN says:
that new lines were invented
ALIEN says:
to keep u in a certain line
IT says:
lets talk abt
IT says:
hot chicks
IT says:
and how things bounce
ALIEN says:
hot chicks
ALIEN says:
u want to go like
IT says:
lovely things
IT says:
that bounce
ALIEN says:
i like boobs
ALIEN says:
wat a shock
ALIEN says:
i bet no one saw that comin
IT says:
come on
IT says:
i do
ALIEN says:
i say we talk
ALIEN says:
abt boston legal
IT says:
u knw i do
IT says:
oh really
IT says:
now boston legal
ALIEN says:
cuz its not
IT says:
talks abt
ALIEN says:
hot chicks
ALIEN says:
and bouncy things
IT says:
of sexual stuff too
ALIEN says:
not much to talk abt in ur topic
ALIEN says:
we can include
ALIEN says:
hot chicks
ALIEN says:
in boston legal
ALIEN says:
thats fine
ALIEN says:
but we wont just talk abt hot chicks
ALIEN says:
that will make us look like 10 year olds who giggle everytime they say boob
IT says:
hehehe
ALIEN says:
lol
IT says:
boob
ALIEN says:
no hot chicks
IT says:
no suck her cock
IT says:
no hot chicks
IT says:
ur such a limiter
ALIEN says:
wat will u say abt hot chicks
ALIEN says:
exatly
ALIEN says:
lol
ALIEN says:
talkin abt 10 year olds
ALIEN says:
nyway
ALIEN says:
wat wud u say
IT says:
lets talk abt ethics
IT says:
is abortion too soon
ALIEN says:
i think so
ALIEN says:
we should start light
IT says:
she killed a baby and no one can do shit about it
ALIEN says:
wat
IT says:
cuz we dont want to endanger her life
IT says:
really, the hypocrisy
IT says:
ppl have sex and abort whenever things arent planned
ALIEN says:
i said
IT says:
and its ok cuz a minority
ALIEN says:
its too soon
IT says:
oh
ALIEN says:
y are u still talkin abt it
IT says:
im bored
IT says:
how abt steak
ALIEN says:
u want to talk abt steak
IT says:
and fried chicken
ALIEN says:
and fried chicken
IT says:
see
IT says:
i want to talk abt abortion
IT says:
u say to soon
IT says:
i say steaj
IT says:
k*
IT says:
and u go like
ALIEN says:
jesus
IT says:
steak really
ALIEN says:
so its either killing unborn babies
ALIEN says:
or steak
IT says:
i think that abt covers life
ALIEN says:
lol
ALIEN says:
not really
IT says:
u knw
ALIEN says:
sumthin in the middle
IT says:
we can have this convo
IT says:
writtin there
ALIEN says:
lol
IT says:
u always wante dthat
ALIEN says:
i was abt to say that
IT says:
see
IT says:
another gay moment
ALIEN says:
(K)
IT says:
yup and thats the gay kiss right there
ALIEN says:
title?
IT says:
bacon
IT says:
ackin for bacon
IT says:
or
IT says:
does anal sex hurt?
ALIEN says:
achin for bacon it is
IT says:
she is hot the hr chick is hot
IT says:
id do her
IT says:
right noe
IT says:
now*
ALIEN says:
shud i just copy paste the convo?
IT says:
sure
And that's the way the cookie crumbles
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Our First Bitch
Im an alien. It and myself decided to start a blog. It is a friend of mine. What you will read here is the result of two chronic masterbators who got bored. Let the record show that each masturbator masterbates alone and in the privacy of their own respective homes. The point of this blog is to waste time. This blog exists for no other point than that. We will discuss relationships, religion, the president elect, boston legal, and other stuff..most of which will not matter. Most of what you will read is a collaborative effort. We bounce ideas off each other and the result is what you will see here.
Say Hello to Jesus Christ is the name of a song It wrote. I liked the name, not the song, and decided to use it for the title.
Here we go.. In a couple of days, a new man will be the President of the US of A. President Barrack Hussein Obama. It and myself have a wager on this presidency. If Obama does sumthin so stupid that his presidency will go down in history as a crappy one, It wins. However, if Obama survives his first term and doesn't make decisions that are labeled as so idiotic and stupid that they are irreversible, I win. The winning side gets about 1000 $ and four slaps that can be given anytime, anywhere, anyplace.
I'd just like to point out that neither I nor It really care about the details of what happen. This bet exists because It believes that Obama is destined to screw up, and has no doubt that he will. That annoyed me, and now here we are. That is it for today.
Give daddy a hug.
Say Hello to Jesus Christ is the name of a song It wrote. I liked the name, not the song, and decided to use it for the title.
Here we go.. In a couple of days, a new man will be the President of the US of A. President Barrack Hussein Obama. It and myself have a wager on this presidency. If Obama does sumthin so stupid that his presidency will go down in history as a crappy one, It wins. However, if Obama survives his first term and doesn't make decisions that are labeled as so idiotic and stupid that they are irreversible, I win. The winning side gets about 1000 $ and four slaps that can be given anytime, anywhere, anyplace.
I'd just like to point out that neither I nor It really care about the details of what happen. This bet exists because It believes that Obama is destined to screw up, and has no doubt that he will. That annoyed me, and now here we are. That is it for today.
Give daddy a hug.
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