Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Shortcuts
Sex, the actual process of sex has been referred to many times in many different levels, being as part of toilet humor shows where sexual references blossom or in educational books about what parts goes where. I personally think sex is great, its a way for two or more (if your a polygamist who likes to experiment or just a lucky guy in a bar) people to bond. I mean sure sex is bad when you rape a kids or adults or animals, but its amazing if its done right. Sure, sex provides a momentary sense of euphoria and causes accidental pregnancies that end up with abortion( which is a ending a human life without go to jail card),,, but you know what would be really sick if a chick wants to get pregnant so she can have an abortion. People think if women were in charge all the problems in the world would go away, hmm, i dont think so. I mean sure it would be different but there would still be lots and i mean lots of problems. On a completely separate note i find sad music ver inspirational, i love them on keyboard violins harps cellos guitars whatever. I like to write sad music be it lyrics or music, i dont think im sad or anything, im actually quite happy i got an amazing family and friends and i feel very lucky, its just that i find a dark beauty in sad or scary kinda songs, and they really influence my mood, i like all of them everything from Shiro Sagisu to dog fashion disco's dark music. Thats why i like shows like Dexter, which talks more or less about a monster everyone loves. Alien and i and this other dude whose name i guess is salt, really love system of a down and i cant talk for there opinions but for me personally they made me love dark themes being lyrics or there music. I love it when serj harmonizes his sound with daron's guitar, i love it when daron screams his lungs out, little things like that make me feel very much alive.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
I Shot a Man Once
not really..but its on my bucket list..you may know the guy in fact, i believe you know him as IT..that's right..I'm gona be the guy that shoots him..didnt decide where though..at first I was thinking between the eyes..I can say some cool one liner, then BANG, I'm the last thing he sees..then i thought, what about the heart..that would make it more symbolic in a "I cant believe my best friend shot me" kind of way..But then there's the stomach, it takes longer for him to die, so he'll feel more pain and really suffer..i can sit down and mock him as his life slowly slips away..I'll sleep on it..
someone touched my guitar
someone touched my guitar
Saturday, January 24, 2009
europe
say hello to jesus christ, isnt something i created that is associated with any specific meaning, for me its just saying hi to jesus christ, alien likes the idea of it repelling any religion extremist away, i never really saw it that way, i mean its just saying hi, its not like i said jesus is gay or cursed him and bashed about how he is fake and so is his religion. That is not what i wanted to say, i never wanted to say that people generally want the most amount of things for the least amount of effort no matter what the expense is, be it other people and there own dignity, some people want to die with dignity, i think we can only live with it, we dont really die with it.
i like girls alot, i like talking to them, some of them, who am i kidding most of them just like guys are a little ignorant which is a nice way for me to say complete idiots.
on a completely separate note, poeple nowadays dont seem to enjoy spending ther time idly doing nothing, its always gotta do this and gotta do that, ppl keep searching for a point and a purpose to fill their time between there current life objectives, which is understandable,but late at night when i go to bed i dont think about what i did today or what im gonna do tomorw, i just enjoy not having any thoughts, i dont worry about stuff, its just for a couple of seconds there right before i sleep im at a blank
some people are impossible to please, you care about them and all that but really, there is just no pleasing them, i guess it depends on the person and the resources, everyone knows that one person whose nice and all but ends up hanging out with people who are complete idiots, and in there self elsteem build up exercise they hang around with these people whether conciously or subconciously to feel better about themselves, i mean you grow and from the beginning of life, a contest brews, a beauty contest never the less, and beauty is not the main factor although it helps, its more about situational charisma, if you are the right time with the right resources things can happen, but if you like the rest of the flock wonder around buying people's magazine and wondering how those famous people live,
i used to think about being extremely rich except im psychotic, so basically i think of winning the lottery, people's first thoughts are like should i buy a house a train an island, u wna know what my first thoughts are, how much is going for taxes, how much should i give to my family and friends and finally how much to hire an accountant lawyer, financail consultant etc, is that normal, i didnt think so, eventually that day dream passed and now im left with little moments really about what happened the other day with the girls, or that teacher in class. and id day dream about different scenarios, its really all pointless but it does help me sleep.
one of my friends who is a girl just told me im the worse smooth talker in the history of smooth talkers, i honestly didnt realize in the actual process of smooth talking, i understand from a general sense its about talking is such a manner in order to please the other party for a personal gain which is usaully getting inside her pants, but although i like girls, i have no interest what so ever to get inside her pants, i can name a couple of other girls i would like to fuck but thats not the point here.
im getting bored from typing, plus the more i type the more words i have to check for mistakes and shit cuz this thing only checks for like the first 300 words. i think its better to have friends of the same sex and its for this reason, men are from mars and woman are from vagina, i mean venus...,, there is now way in hell for guys and girls to be friends the way guys are with guys and girls with girls,,, and its in this sense for me, personally i dont understand from my point of view how girls find any guy attarctive, i just dont but i do understand why other guys find chicks attractive, and why guys think girls on girls is hot,and girls on girls on girls is hotter, and how girls on girls on girls on me is very, very hot.
i like girls alot, i like talking to them, some of them, who am i kidding most of them just like guys are a little ignorant which is a nice way for me to say complete idiots.
on a completely separate note, poeple nowadays dont seem to enjoy spending ther time idly doing nothing, its always gotta do this and gotta do that, ppl keep searching for a point and a purpose to fill their time between there current life objectives, which is understandable,but late at night when i go to bed i dont think about what i did today or what im gonna do tomorw, i just enjoy not having any thoughts, i dont worry about stuff, its just for a couple of seconds there right before i sleep im at a blank
some people are impossible to please, you care about them and all that but really, there is just no pleasing them, i guess it depends on the person and the resources, everyone knows that one person whose nice and all but ends up hanging out with people who are complete idiots, and in there self elsteem build up exercise they hang around with these people whether conciously or subconciously to feel better about themselves, i mean you grow and from the beginning of life, a contest brews, a beauty contest never the less, and beauty is not the main factor although it helps, its more about situational charisma, if you are the right time with the right resources things can happen, but if you like the rest of the flock wonder around buying people's magazine and wondering how those famous people live,
i used to think about being extremely rich except im psychotic, so basically i think of winning the lottery, people's first thoughts are like should i buy a house a train an island, u wna know what my first thoughts are, how much is going for taxes, how much should i give to my family and friends and finally how much to hire an accountant lawyer, financail consultant etc, is that normal, i didnt think so, eventually that day dream passed and now im left with little moments really about what happened the other day with the girls, or that teacher in class. and id day dream about different scenarios, its really all pointless but it does help me sleep.
one of my friends who is a girl just told me im the worse smooth talker in the history of smooth talkers, i honestly didnt realize in the actual process of smooth talking, i understand from a general sense its about talking is such a manner in order to please the other party for a personal gain which is usaully getting inside her pants, but although i like girls, i have no interest what so ever to get inside her pants, i can name a couple of other girls i would like to fuck but thats not the point here.
im getting bored from typing, plus the more i type the more words i have to check for mistakes and shit cuz this thing only checks for like the first 300 words. i think its better to have friends of the same sex and its for this reason, men are from mars and woman are from vagina, i mean venus...,, there is now way in hell for guys and girls to be friends the way guys are with guys and girls with girls,,, and its in this sense for me, personally i dont understand from my point of view how girls find any guy attarctive, i just dont but i do understand why other guys find chicks attractive, and why guys think girls on girls is hot,and girls on girls on girls is hotter, and how girls on girls on girls on me is very, very hot.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
white man in the black house
first of all, the guy thinks hes gonna win, which by itself is an entertaining thought, but lets leave it at that, second he keeps talking as if someone actually reads these posts. i mean its just him and me so this is like an msn conversation except its on blogger.com. I don't see myself being married in the future, unless i lose a bet or something. third thing i wanna point out is that alien is actually a very bored individual, indeed very, very bored. anyway unlike him i dont really end things with some phrase i just end them, like this.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Black Man in the White House
I saw Obama's Inauguration today on the talking box.. I kept watching cuz I kept waiting for him to get shot..he didn't get shot though..which is a good thing, cuz it means IT and myself can now see our bet through..
After I win the bet, I'm gonna save a slap for his wedding day..I can see it now, people are congratulating him, i go up there, SLAP!! that should be good..thats youtube stuff right there..I'll also save one for when he's on his death bed, cuz i stabbed him in his sleep..he'd be like "Et tu, Alien?" and I'll be like SLAP!! That would be the shit.. Thats CNN stuff right there..
SLAPSGIVING shall soon be upon us..
until next time..
After I win the bet, I'm gonna save a slap for his wedding day..I can see it now, people are congratulating him, i go up there, SLAP!! that should be good..thats youtube stuff right there..I'll also save one for when he's on his death bed, cuz i stabbed him in his sleep..he'd be like "Et tu, Alien?" and I'll be like SLAP!! That would be the shit.. Thats CNN stuff right there..
SLAPSGIVING shall soon be upon us..
until next time..
Monday, January 19, 2009
the blog where IT had to write something cuz alien insisted
alien kept insisting i write a draft for the fucking blog instead of playing my guitar so fine
here it goes, i dont want to do this but he has this power called nagging like a fucking crack whore
people actually eat bulls' testicles as a delicacy, necrophilia and pedophilia are not nice, i have a problem with my left hand and i really need to go check it out, the song love? by strapping is cool so is love hate love by alice in chains
i like to characterize people into social groups, their are retards and smart people, retards hang around with other retards and smart people compete against each other, retards are lucky they orientate themselves with low self esteem and try there best to achieve a mentality of some social status that is accompanied by either jealousy, hatred, and or disgust, anger also helps.
People don't usually want to fight, in fight or flight situations many try to bring the inner alpha but fail at that, most project there own insecurities in other people, thus channeling there own emotions unto others to be able to relate to them on some level, no one gets bothered as much if i write music, cuz its basically me channeling out these little teenager feelings into riffs instead of trashing religion and people and pretty much everything that ever existed including myself lately nothing has been the same the food, sleep, guitar whatever it all is just a little bit different.
i have a thermometer that says im nt sick but i feel sick all the fucking time
what else im insecure about all of my relationships including the one i have with my own self esteem but to be fair i only question my abilities for a second or two before a little pop up message comes and reminds me of the entity that i am, i like becoming this other person i become when i play the guitar, its like being the guy who sleeps with whores instead of having or trying to have normal relationships, i dont have to worry about arranging my sentences or thoughts, i think thats what i like about my writing the most, its raw and what you see is what you get kinda thing
until a certain age i thought chicks had a penis and i didnt find them attracting at all, then i found out they actually had vaginas and suddenly my interest in them grew, earlier on alien stated we were chronic masturbators, now that might be true but we masturbate for different reason, he like other normal people be it guys or girl( yeah girls masturbate too) do it out of boredom, you wont believe the things people do out of boredom ( like creating blogs, starting wars), the reason i do it is because if i dont i get irritated easily, and the longer i don't the more irritated i get so i mark it down as a chore
really, well alien just complained about me taking my time so i'm gonna stop here, so if you learned anything from me today it is, instead of popping pills to sleep, most people just need to masturbate
( even you girls)
then i died
here it goes, i dont want to do this but he has this power called nagging like a fucking crack whore
people actually eat bulls' testicles as a delicacy, necrophilia and pedophilia are not nice, i have a problem with my left hand and i really need to go check it out, the song love? by strapping is cool so is love hate love by alice in chains
i like to characterize people into social groups, their are retards and smart people, retards hang around with other retards and smart people compete against each other, retards are lucky they orientate themselves with low self esteem and try there best to achieve a mentality of some social status that is accompanied by either jealousy, hatred, and or disgust, anger also helps.
People don't usually want to fight, in fight or flight situations many try to bring the inner alpha but fail at that, most project there own insecurities in other people, thus channeling there own emotions unto others to be able to relate to them on some level, no one gets bothered as much if i write music, cuz its basically me channeling out these little teenager feelings into riffs instead of trashing religion and people and pretty much everything that ever existed including myself lately nothing has been the same the food, sleep, guitar whatever it all is just a little bit different.
i have a thermometer that says im nt sick but i feel sick all the fucking time
what else im insecure about all of my relationships including the one i have with my own self esteem but to be fair i only question my abilities for a second or two before a little pop up message comes and reminds me of the entity that i am, i like becoming this other person i become when i play the guitar, its like being the guy who sleeps with whores instead of having or trying to have normal relationships, i dont have to worry about arranging my sentences or thoughts, i think thats what i like about my writing the most, its raw and what you see is what you get kinda thing
until a certain age i thought chicks had a penis and i didnt find them attracting at all, then i found out they actually had vaginas and suddenly my interest in them grew, earlier on alien stated we were chronic masturbators, now that might be true but we masturbate for different reason, he like other normal people be it guys or girl( yeah girls masturbate too) do it out of boredom, you wont believe the things people do out of boredom ( like creating blogs, starting wars), the reason i do it is because if i dont i get irritated easily, and the longer i don't the more irritated i get so i mark it down as a chore
really, well alien just complained about me taking my time so i'm gonna stop here, so if you learned anything from me today it is, instead of popping pills to sleep, most people just need to masturbate
( even you girls)
then i died
Sunday, January 18, 2009
achin' for bacon
Here we are again, this is our second entry.. For this we argued about what to write about, we ultimately decided to just copy paste our argument. Here it is:
ALIEN says:
wat shud our new post be
ALIEN says:
no gayness yet
ALIEN says:
i think its early to be gay or racist
IT says:
i think u should be one of the ppl who rate movies nc17
IT says:
cuz ur really gd at it
ALIEN says:
i wont give movies an nc17 rating
ALIEN says:
thats y they wont consider me
ALIEN says:
y am i gd at it
ALIEN says:
when did i rate movies
IT says:
i dont think there isa gd time
IT says:
for anyhtin i say
IT says:
i dont knw abt u
IT says:
but everything i say
IT says:
really
IT says:
is out of place
ALIEN says:
i critique movies
IT says:
and out of line
ALIEN says:
i dont rate them though
ALIEN says:
ya
ALIEN says:
but the line
ALIEN says:
has different levels
ALIEN says:
u cross the line too much
ALIEN says:
that new lines were invented
ALIEN says:
to keep u in a certain line
IT says:
lets talk abt
IT says:
hot chicks
IT says:
and how things bounce
ALIEN says:
hot chicks
ALIEN says:
u want to go like
IT says:
lovely things
IT says:
that bounce
ALIEN says:
i like boobs
ALIEN says:
wat a shock
ALIEN says:
i bet no one saw that comin
IT says:
come on
IT says:
i do
ALIEN says:
i say we talk
ALIEN says:
abt boston legal
IT says:
u knw i do
IT says:
oh really
IT says:
now boston legal
ALIEN says:
cuz its not
IT says:
talks abt
ALIEN says:
hot chicks
ALIEN says:
and bouncy things
IT says:
of sexual stuff too
ALIEN says:
not much to talk abt in ur topic
ALIEN says:
we can include
ALIEN says:
hot chicks
ALIEN says:
in boston legal
ALIEN says:
thats fine
ALIEN says:
but we wont just talk abt hot chicks
ALIEN says:
that will make us look like 10 year olds who giggle everytime they say boob
IT says:
hehehe
ALIEN says:
lol
IT says:
boob
ALIEN says:
no hot chicks
IT says:
no suck her cock
IT says:
no hot chicks
IT says:
ur such a limiter
ALIEN says:
wat will u say abt hot chicks
ALIEN says:
exatly
ALIEN says:
lol
ALIEN says:
talkin abt 10 year olds
ALIEN says:
nyway
ALIEN says:
wat wud u say
IT says:
lets talk abt ethics
IT says:
is abortion too soon
ALIEN says:
i think so
ALIEN says:
we should start light
IT says:
she killed a baby and no one can do shit about it
ALIEN says:
wat
IT says:
cuz we dont want to endanger her life
IT says:
really, the hypocrisy
IT says:
ppl have sex and abort whenever things arent planned
ALIEN says:
i said
IT says:
and its ok cuz a minority
ALIEN says:
its too soon
IT says:
oh
ALIEN says:
y are u still talkin abt it
IT says:
im bored
IT says:
how abt steak
ALIEN says:
u want to talk abt steak
IT says:
and fried chicken
ALIEN says:
and fried chicken
IT says:
see
IT says:
i want to talk abt abortion
IT says:
u say to soon
IT says:
i say steaj
IT says:
k*
IT says:
and u go like
ALIEN says:
jesus
IT says:
steak really
ALIEN says:
so its either killing unborn babies
ALIEN says:
or steak
IT says:
i think that abt covers life
ALIEN says:
lol
ALIEN says:
not really
IT says:
u knw
ALIEN says:
sumthin in the middle
IT says:
we can have this convo
IT says:
writtin there
ALIEN says:
lol
IT says:
u always wante dthat
ALIEN says:
i was abt to say that
IT says:
see
IT says:
another gay moment
ALIEN says:
(K)
IT says:
yup and thats the gay kiss right there
ALIEN says:
title?
IT says:
bacon
IT says:
ackin for bacon
IT says:
or
IT says:
does anal sex hurt?
ALIEN says:
achin for bacon it is
IT says:
she is hot the hr chick is hot
IT says:
id do her
IT says:
right noe
IT says:
now*
ALIEN says:
shud i just copy paste the convo?
IT says:
sure
And that's the way the cookie crumbles
ALIEN says:
wat shud our new post be
ALIEN says:
no gayness yet
ALIEN says:
i think its early to be gay or racist
IT says:
i think u should be one of the ppl who rate movies nc17
IT says:
cuz ur really gd at it
ALIEN says:
i wont give movies an nc17 rating
ALIEN says:
thats y they wont consider me
ALIEN says:
y am i gd at it
ALIEN says:
when did i rate movies
IT says:
i dont think there isa gd time
IT says:
for anyhtin i say
IT says:
i dont knw abt u
IT says:
but everything i say
IT says:
really
IT says:
is out of place
ALIEN says:
i critique movies
IT says:
and out of line
ALIEN says:
i dont rate them though
ALIEN says:
ya
ALIEN says:
but the line
ALIEN says:
has different levels
ALIEN says:
u cross the line too much
ALIEN says:
that new lines were invented
ALIEN says:
to keep u in a certain line
IT says:
lets talk abt
IT says:
hot chicks
IT says:
and how things bounce
ALIEN says:
hot chicks
ALIEN says:
u want to go like
IT says:
lovely things
IT says:
that bounce
ALIEN says:
i like boobs
ALIEN says:
wat a shock
ALIEN says:
i bet no one saw that comin
IT says:
come on
IT says:
i do
ALIEN says:
i say we talk
ALIEN says:
abt boston legal
IT says:
u knw i do
IT says:
oh really
IT says:
now boston legal
ALIEN says:
cuz its not
IT says:
talks abt
ALIEN says:
hot chicks
ALIEN says:
and bouncy things
IT says:
of sexual stuff too
ALIEN says:
not much to talk abt in ur topic
ALIEN says:
we can include
ALIEN says:
hot chicks
ALIEN says:
in boston legal
ALIEN says:
thats fine
ALIEN says:
but we wont just talk abt hot chicks
ALIEN says:
that will make us look like 10 year olds who giggle everytime they say boob
IT says:
hehehe
ALIEN says:
lol
IT says:
boob
ALIEN says:
no hot chicks
IT says:
no suck her cock
IT says:
no hot chicks
IT says:
ur such a limiter
ALIEN says:
wat will u say abt hot chicks
ALIEN says:
exatly
ALIEN says:
lol
ALIEN says:
talkin abt 10 year olds
ALIEN says:
nyway
ALIEN says:
wat wud u say
IT says:
lets talk abt ethics
IT says:
is abortion too soon
ALIEN says:
i think so
ALIEN says:
we should start light
IT says:
she killed a baby and no one can do shit about it
ALIEN says:
wat
IT says:
cuz we dont want to endanger her life
IT says:
really, the hypocrisy
IT says:
ppl have sex and abort whenever things arent planned
ALIEN says:
i said
IT says:
and its ok cuz a minority
ALIEN says:
its too soon
IT says:
oh
ALIEN says:
y are u still talkin abt it
IT says:
im bored
IT says:
how abt steak
ALIEN says:
u want to talk abt steak
IT says:
and fried chicken
ALIEN says:
and fried chicken
IT says:
see
IT says:
i want to talk abt abortion
IT says:
u say to soon
IT says:
i say steaj
IT says:
k*
IT says:
and u go like
ALIEN says:
jesus
IT says:
steak really
ALIEN says:
so its either killing unborn babies
ALIEN says:
or steak
IT says:
i think that abt covers life
ALIEN says:
lol
ALIEN says:
not really
IT says:
u knw
ALIEN says:
sumthin in the middle
IT says:
we can have this convo
IT says:
writtin there
ALIEN says:
lol
IT says:
u always wante dthat
ALIEN says:
i was abt to say that
IT says:
see
IT says:
another gay moment
ALIEN says:
(K)
IT says:
yup and thats the gay kiss right there
ALIEN says:
title?
IT says:
bacon
IT says:
ackin for bacon
IT says:
or
IT says:
does anal sex hurt?
ALIEN says:
achin for bacon it is
IT says:
she is hot the hr chick is hot
IT says:
id do her
IT says:
right noe
IT says:
now*
ALIEN says:
shud i just copy paste the convo?
IT says:
sure
And that's the way the cookie crumbles
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Our First Bitch
Im an alien. It and myself decided to start a blog. It is a friend of mine. What you will read here is the result of two chronic masterbators who got bored. Let the record show that each masturbator masterbates alone and in the privacy of their own respective homes. The point of this blog is to waste time. This blog exists for no other point than that. We will discuss relationships, religion, the president elect, boston legal, and other stuff..most of which will not matter. Most of what you will read is a collaborative effort. We bounce ideas off each other and the result is what you will see here.
Say Hello to Jesus Christ is the name of a song It wrote. I liked the name, not the song, and decided to use it for the title.
Here we go.. In a couple of days, a new man will be the President of the US of A. President Barrack Hussein Obama. It and myself have a wager on this presidency. If Obama does sumthin so stupid that his presidency will go down in history as a crappy one, It wins. However, if Obama survives his first term and doesn't make decisions that are labeled as so idiotic and stupid that they are irreversible, I win. The winning side gets about 1000 $ and four slaps that can be given anytime, anywhere, anyplace.
I'd just like to point out that neither I nor It really care about the details of what happen. This bet exists because It believes that Obama is destined to screw up, and has no doubt that he will. That annoyed me, and now here we are. That is it for today.
Give daddy a hug.
Say Hello to Jesus Christ is the name of a song It wrote. I liked the name, not the song, and decided to use it for the title.
Here we go.. In a couple of days, a new man will be the President of the US of A. President Barrack Hussein Obama. It and myself have a wager on this presidency. If Obama does sumthin so stupid that his presidency will go down in history as a crappy one, It wins. However, if Obama survives his first term and doesn't make decisions that are labeled as so idiotic and stupid that they are irreversible, I win. The winning side gets about 1000 $ and four slaps that can be given anytime, anywhere, anyplace.
I'd just like to point out that neither I nor It really care about the details of what happen. This bet exists because It believes that Obama is destined to screw up, and has no doubt that he will. That annoyed me, and now here we are. That is it for today.
Give daddy a hug.
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