, alien fuckin ate everything, i was like jesus fuckin christ u r rapping it, and it is big mind u, i mean the pic on the menu and the name baby back makes u think its small, but no sir, its nt, its fuckin big, we started civilized, ate with forks and such, then i went like fuck it and divulged it with my hands, alien soon followed, next time alien wants to try my favorite meal, the rib eye steak at chili's, its my fav thing to eat, n u can bet ur ass its god damn gd, i think i got 13/15 in my law assignment, im smart u see, wat more umm i think im nt gonna take the rib eye steak, im gonna stick with the fake one the Salisbury steak, We also talked abt sex positions we like, although alien did tell me he has a couple of unique ideas, he refused to share them with me, i went like they r that kinky huh, then he went like depends on how u define kinky, we eventually came to the conclusion that missionary style is the best, although if i feel lazy which i do most of the time i will let her do all the work, its funny how we say sex is work huh, i watched this guy go like as long as the two ppl love each other it doesnt matter if they r socially appropriate, love is blind, offcourse he was talkin abt how it is okay for gay ppl to be gay which im cool with, but i went like so love is blind right, wat if someone were to touch a little girl is that okay, i mean love is blind, how abt if someone loves someone blindly but the other doesnt, and then carries his own way to show his love to that person in a phsyical violent manner, the whole point im tryin to make is offcourse we make restrictions, we have to make restrictions on who gets to fuck wat, there are ppl who fuck horses dogs monkeys in that order, someone has to go in and go like stop in the name of love, although being gay is kinda funny isnt it, u wouldnt want to sit on a gay santa's lap cuz one would think hed get an erection i mean he is gay, but im pretty sure if stimulated correctly the male penis will get erected whether u r gay or nt, its funny how ppl confuse that, should i write more abt the male condition, i mean i can go on and on abt how guys in general are actually normal generally selfish creatures, then again girls r crazy, i have a frnd who told me they all r, i very much agree with him on that statement, no pun intended but yes they all r but we for some reason or the other love that XX genetic makeup, i mean sure some women in this world wear a thing to cover there hair and others were big metal circly things to make there necks long and guys wear girls cloths but hey who am i to judge, oh wait im writing this blog so i do have some power to judge but i wont cuz im nice, i mean if i wasnt id go like society is the thing we blame all the time right but i think its a personal opinion, there r ppl out there who think it is a norm for them to wear those things, just like there r ppl who think goin to a complete stranger and lickin there kid's butt is compleletly cool, but i digress, no i dont i just keep coming back to little things like that, although i think its a abt time i made fun of religions, dont u guys think so, i mean i knw im nt the only one doin this, but i think i got a gap, a hole in the market for me to stick my peniata in, ( thats what i call it sumtimes, when u hit it long enough sweet stuff come out), i think in all relegions be it islam, christianty, jewish stuff, and the others we all die but we r nt really dead, i mean sure u look dead, u smell dead, u even feel dead as i poke my peniata in ur butt, which although uncomfortable does feel a little gd inside, something abt dead skin cells and sand makes me as wet as a wet willy on a sunday afternoon, my frnds say i talk alot, im pretty sure most of the time they ignore wat i say, and thats kinda cool, i do say some out of character things too sometimes, im nt the darkest person in the world but i can be sometimes, i got the whole evil laugh goin on for me, and i have been told my normal tendencies of nt giving a damn is offensive to some ppl, dont u hate it when a bitch who usually sits on the other side of class sits suddenly on ur table and near u, nt cuz she has a fetish for u but cuz there were no other chairs, she could have taken the fuckin chair somewhere else, there is a reason why no one generally sits next time to me, i put my fuckin bag next to my chair for it to sit on, im nt askin for much bitch, just go away, i like my space, and im big therefore logially my space has to be big to, i dont like the feeling that someone near me is yawning or tryin to scratch there ass by rubbing themsleves on the chair, that for me is nt cool, i have seen so many ugly girls its startin to get to me, have u ever went on a streak of lookin at ugly girls, cuz then u knw wat i mean, ignorant stupid ugly stupid bitches seem to multiply like there was a sale on sperm in walmart buy one get one billion free, do u think both parents have to be carries of stupid jeans to make a stupid kid or just one, and the thing is girls r the more suitable to live, i mean if i had to choose between a guy and a girl living, generally itd be the girl, but i have recently discovered exceptions, if the girl is stupid and i mean like real stupid, like her existence is like that of a fruitfly then yes she should die, come on it for the better of her kind, her sacrifice takes one more worthless individual out of the chaos imaginary story of natural selection, which happens to be the funniest theory i have ever heard off, funnier then Scientology, for me personally when ppl who think they r logical cuz they use science as a reference scare me more than that harry potter club fans that is Scientology, science in itself is a theory, its like me sayin im a heathen, that in itself is a theory, another one is if i die all the world problems would go away, everyone's debt will be just vanish, spiders will die, hunger and war stops everywhere, the polar caps stop melting, paris hilton uses her thighs to straighten the pisa tower, u knw stuff like that but i did digress alot didnt i, but i gonna end this little bitch with this, its a quote from a show, shit or get off the pot.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
update
ok, update time, im watchin nip tuck, just started it and it seems cool, im listening to limp bizkit a little, i like a couple of songs, like rearranged and break stuff and nobody like you and that mission impossible thing, i like snow capped romance album by 36 crazyfists, me and alien ate baby back ribs at tgi fridays earlier today, it was cool, i couldnt finish the last one though, alien fuckin ate everything, i was like jesus fuckin christ u r rapping it, and it is big mind u, i mean the pic on the menu and the name baby back makes u think its small, but no sir, its nt, its fuckin big, we started civilized, ate with forks and such, then i went like fuck it and divulged it with my hands, alien soon followed, next time alien wants to try my favorite meal, the rib eye steak at chili's, its my fav thing to eat, n u can bet ur ass its god damn gd, i think i got 13/15 in my law assignment, im smart u see, wat more umm i think im nt gonna take the rib eye steak, im gonna stick with the fake one the Salisbury steak, We also talked abt sex positions we like, although alien did tell me he has a couple of unique ideas, he refused to share them with me, i went like they r that kinky huh, then he went like depends on how u define kinky, we eventually came to the conclusion that missionary style is the best, although if i feel lazy which i do most of the time i will let her do all the work, its funny how we say sex is work huh, i watched this guy go like as long as the two ppl love each other it doesnt matter if they r socially appropriate, love is blind, offcourse he was talkin abt how it is okay for gay ppl to be gay which im cool with, but i went like so love is blind right, wat if someone were to touch a little girl is that okay, i mean love is blind, how abt if someone loves someone blindly but the other doesnt, and then carries his own way to show his love to that person in a phsyical violent manner, the whole point im tryin to make is offcourse we make restrictions, we have to make restrictions on who gets to fuck wat, there are ppl who fuck horses dogs monkeys in that order, someone has to go in and go like stop in the name of love, although being gay is kinda funny isnt it, u wouldnt want to sit on a gay santa's lap cuz one would think hed get an erection i mean he is gay, but im pretty sure if stimulated correctly the male penis will get erected whether u r gay or nt, its funny how ppl confuse that, should i write more abt the male condition, i mean i can go on and on abt how guys in general are actually normal generally selfish creatures, then again girls r crazy, i have a frnd who told me they all r, i very much agree with him on that statement, no pun intended but yes they all r but we for some reason or the other love that XX genetic makeup, i mean sure some women in this world wear a thing to cover there hair and others were big metal circly things to make there necks long and guys wear girls cloths but hey who am i to judge, oh wait im writing this blog so i do have some power to judge but i wont cuz im nice, i mean if i wasnt id go like society is the thing we blame all the time right but i think its a personal opinion, there r ppl out there who think it is a norm for them to wear those things, just like there r ppl who think goin to a complete stranger and lickin there kid's butt is compleletly cool, but i digress, no i dont i just keep coming back to little things like that, although i think its a abt time i made fun of religions, dont u guys think so, i mean i knw im nt the only one doin this, but i think i got a gap, a hole in the market for me to stick my peniata in, ( thats what i call it sumtimes, when u hit it long enough sweet stuff come out), i think in all relegions be it islam, christianty, jewish stuff, and the others we all die but we r nt really dead, i mean sure u look dead, u smell dead, u even feel dead as i poke my peniata in ur butt, which although uncomfortable does feel a little gd inside, something abt dead skin cells and sand makes me as wet as a wet willy on a sunday afternoon, my frnds say i talk alot, im pretty sure most of the time they ignore wat i say, and thats kinda cool, i do say some out of character things too sometimes, im nt the darkest person in the world but i can be sometimes, i got the whole evil laugh goin on for me, and i have been told my normal tendencies of nt giving a damn is offensive to some ppl, dont u hate it when a bitch who usually sits on the other side of class sits suddenly on ur table and near u, nt cuz she has a fetish for u but cuz there were no other chairs, she could have taken the fuckin chair somewhere else, there is a reason why no one generally sits next time to me, i put my fuckin bag next to my chair for it to sit on, im nt askin for much bitch, just go away, i like my space, and im big therefore logially my space has to be big to, i dont like the feeling that someone near me is yawning or tryin to scratch there ass by rubbing themsleves on the chair, that for me is nt cool, i have seen so many ugly girls its startin to get to me, have u ever went on a streak of lookin at ugly girls, cuz then u knw wat i mean, ignorant stupid ugly stupid bitches seem to multiply like there was a sale on sperm in walmart buy one get one billion free, do u think both parents have to be carries of stupid jeans to make a stupid kid or just one, and the thing is girls r the more suitable to live, i mean if i had to choose between a guy and a girl living, generally itd be the girl, but i have recently discovered exceptions, if the girl is stupid and i mean like real stupid, like her existence is like that of a fruitfly then yes she should die, come on it for the better of her kind, her sacrifice takes one more worthless individual out of the chaos imaginary story of natural selection, which happens to be the funniest theory i have ever heard off, funnier then Scientology, for me personally when ppl who think they r logical cuz they use science as a reference scare me more than that harry potter club fans that is Scientology, science in itself is a theory, its like me sayin im a heathen, that in itself is a theory, another one is if i die all the world problems would go away, everyone's debt will be just vanish, spiders will die, hunger and war stops everywhere, the polar caps stop melting, paris hilton uses her thighs to straighten the pisa tower, u knw stuff like that but i did digress alot didnt i, but i gonna end this little bitch with this, its a quote from a show, shit or get off the pot.
, alien fuckin ate everything, i was like jesus fuckin christ u r rapping it, and it is big mind u, i mean the pic on the menu and the name baby back makes u think its small, but no sir, its nt, its fuckin big, we started civilized, ate with forks and such, then i went like fuck it and divulged it with my hands, alien soon followed, next time alien wants to try my favorite meal, the rib eye steak at chili's, its my fav thing to eat, n u can bet ur ass its god damn gd, i think i got 13/15 in my law assignment, im smart u see, wat more umm i think im nt gonna take the rib eye steak, im gonna stick with the fake one the Salisbury steak, We also talked abt sex positions we like, although alien did tell me he has a couple of unique ideas, he refused to share them with me, i went like they r that kinky huh, then he went like depends on how u define kinky, we eventually came to the conclusion that missionary style is the best, although if i feel lazy which i do most of the time i will let her do all the work, its funny how we say sex is work huh, i watched this guy go like as long as the two ppl love each other it doesnt matter if they r socially appropriate, love is blind, offcourse he was talkin abt how it is okay for gay ppl to be gay which im cool with, but i went like so love is blind right, wat if someone were to touch a little girl is that okay, i mean love is blind, how abt if someone loves someone blindly but the other doesnt, and then carries his own way to show his love to that person in a phsyical violent manner, the whole point im tryin to make is offcourse we make restrictions, we have to make restrictions on who gets to fuck wat, there are ppl who fuck horses dogs monkeys in that order, someone has to go in and go like stop in the name of love, although being gay is kinda funny isnt it, u wouldnt want to sit on a gay santa's lap cuz one would think hed get an erection i mean he is gay, but im pretty sure if stimulated correctly the male penis will get erected whether u r gay or nt, its funny how ppl confuse that, should i write more abt the male condition, i mean i can go on and on abt how guys in general are actually normal generally selfish creatures, then again girls r crazy, i have a frnd who told me they all r, i very much agree with him on that statement, no pun intended but yes they all r but we for some reason or the other love that XX genetic makeup, i mean sure some women in this world wear a thing to cover there hair and others were big metal circly things to make there necks long and guys wear girls cloths but hey who am i to judge, oh wait im writing this blog so i do have some power to judge but i wont cuz im nice, i mean if i wasnt id go like society is the thing we blame all the time right but i think its a personal opinion, there r ppl out there who think it is a norm for them to wear those things, just like there r ppl who think goin to a complete stranger and lickin there kid's butt is compleletly cool, but i digress, no i dont i just keep coming back to little things like that, although i think its a abt time i made fun of religions, dont u guys think so, i mean i knw im nt the only one doin this, but i think i got a gap, a hole in the market for me to stick my peniata in, ( thats what i call it sumtimes, when u hit it long enough sweet stuff come out), i think in all relegions be it islam, christianty, jewish stuff, and the others we all die but we r nt really dead, i mean sure u look dead, u smell dead, u even feel dead as i poke my peniata in ur butt, which although uncomfortable does feel a little gd inside, something abt dead skin cells and sand makes me as wet as a wet willy on a sunday afternoon, my frnds say i talk alot, im pretty sure most of the time they ignore wat i say, and thats kinda cool, i do say some out of character things too sometimes, im nt the darkest person in the world but i can be sometimes, i got the whole evil laugh goin on for me, and i have been told my normal tendencies of nt giving a damn is offensive to some ppl, dont u hate it when a bitch who usually sits on the other side of class sits suddenly on ur table and near u, nt cuz she has a fetish for u but cuz there were no other chairs, she could have taken the fuckin chair somewhere else, there is a reason why no one generally sits next time to me, i put my fuckin bag next to my chair for it to sit on, im nt askin for much bitch, just go away, i like my space, and im big therefore logially my space has to be big to, i dont like the feeling that someone near me is yawning or tryin to scratch there ass by rubbing themsleves on the chair, that for me is nt cool, i have seen so many ugly girls its startin to get to me, have u ever went on a streak of lookin at ugly girls, cuz then u knw wat i mean, ignorant stupid ugly stupid bitches seem to multiply like there was a sale on sperm in walmart buy one get one billion free, do u think both parents have to be carries of stupid jeans to make a stupid kid or just one, and the thing is girls r the more suitable to live, i mean if i had to choose between a guy and a girl living, generally itd be the girl, but i have recently discovered exceptions, if the girl is stupid and i mean like real stupid, like her existence is like that of a fruitfly then yes she should die, come on it for the better of her kind, her sacrifice takes one more worthless individual out of the chaos imaginary story of natural selection, which happens to be the funniest theory i have ever heard off, funnier then Scientology, for me personally when ppl who think they r logical cuz they use science as a reference scare me more than that harry potter club fans that is Scientology, science in itself is a theory, its like me sayin im a heathen, that in itself is a theory, another one is if i die all the world problems would go away, everyone's debt will be just vanish, spiders will die, hunger and war stops everywhere, the polar caps stop melting, paris hilton uses her thighs to straighten the pisa tower, u knw stuff like that but i did digress alot didnt i, but i gonna end this little bitch with this, its a quote from a show, shit or get off the pot.
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ya im not gona bother editting..i dont think u know what a pun actually is..
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